I got a fever a few days ago and I think it's slowly driving me mad. I was dreaming that I got up, got dressed, brushed my teeth, ate breakfast and went to school, when my mom woke me up telling me that I had missed the bus in my sleep. Luckily, I was excused from coming to school on account of my fever and raving lunacy, so now it's like I'm Ferris Bueller! Except, you know, I really am sick. But still, now I get to have a wild party and jump on top of tables and pee in the sink!
By the way, I sleep with about fourteen different Nerf guns under my bed (that's actually where I store them, in a big box under my bed). Despite the non-lethality of Nerf guns I think both of my modified increased-range Nerf Mavericks with attached scopes and laser sights will make any criminal think twice before trying to get MY credit card information.