Hahahaha, I like that one, Bobman.
Now, to set this joke up, I have to tell a little bit of back story. Our family, after skiing, went to a completely new pizzeria in Kelso. We still looked somewhat messy from skiing, but my mom suddenly got it into her head that I appeared to have a receding hairline. Despite my best efforts, her crazy idea could not be swayed. An elderly woman nearby overheard her and tried to console me with this joke:
(accumulate the lines one line at a time)
Don't worry!
A man who balds in the front is a lover,
A man who balds in the back is a thinker,
And a man who's completely bald just thinks he's a lover.