I suppose the worst thing I've done is climb onto the roof of a school building a few times, but I don't know if that is bad; I didn't get caught. It's not my fault I can suspend myself between two parallel walls and jump upwards! OK, it is. And if sneaking into a creek behind our houses by going through a fence is bad, then that might count, but I was only like six. And when I was six/seven I took a peppermint from a barrel in a store, only to realize in the car later that that was stealing. But I was forgiven for that at my first reconciliation.
I'm so daring and troubling! *rolls eyes... uh, into the back of my head and faints*