Hmm, maybe I should just use PowerPoint and put the slides on timer? There's really no good screen saver for OS 9?
Oh, and I'm not upgrading to OS X. I hate OS X. I know they won't make anything new for OS 9 ever but it's easy to use and as long as I can run AIM, the internet, and some productivity software (Word, MacDraw, etc) I'm fine with it.