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neotev

« on: January 08, 2008, 05:18:48 PM »
Describe to me a date you went on that just toke a turn for the worst. I went on a date with a girl recently who brought her boyfriend with her and paid no attention to me whatsoever. They held hands and stuff all with me sitting right there. It was terrible. Once again post if you would like. Oh and please tell me if my topics are becoming annoying. I definitely dont want to be a nuisance
« Last Edit: January 08, 2008, 05:44:01 PM by neotev »
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MaxVance

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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 05:42:36 PM »
December 21, 2012.

...Oh, wrong kind of date.
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Bigluigifan1.0

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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 05:44:11 PM »
Personally, I wouldn't go on a date with a girl that already has a boyfriend. If they have a boyfriend, there's a good chance they'll want him to come along...
I'm a horrible person.

neotev

« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2008, 05:49:25 PM »
She asked me on the date I didnt ask her. And I had no idea she had a boyfriend. And lol It was my first date to make it all the better
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bobman37

« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2008, 06:36:53 PM »
Here are some tips on dating!

-Ask her on a date, set a time, then pick her up and turn to her and go "So where are we going?"

-Get to the movies, go up to the ticket box and say "One please." and buy your ticket. After you get it, begin to walk in, turn and say "Aren't you coming?"

-Eat your pasta dinner with your hands

-After dinner when the check is brought, hand it to her and say "I was last time. This one's all you". Then take her mint.

-When talking to a girl, say "What are you doing tonight? Nothing? Cool. Can you ask your sister if she wants to go out with me?"

Wii-Player

« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2008, 07:07:01 PM »
Well, I don't have a girlfriend, so no stories.
It's-a Me, Wii-Player

Lizard Dude

« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2008, 07:10:30 PM »
My actual worst dates ever are not interesting but for a story I'll cite this oldie but goodie.

neotev

« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2008, 07:52:01 PM »
wow thats a pretty good one Lizard Dude. I would beat myself up forever after that one.
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MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 12:33:09 AM »
Quote from: neotev on January 08, 2008, 05:18:48 PM
I went on a date with a girl recently who brought her boyfriend with her
I don't even see how this could be considered a "date."

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 01:02:55 AM »
That had me laughing out loud.

I personally have never been on a date. I don't think I've been on one resembling one, either.
That was a joke.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 07:17:40 AM »
Quote from: MaxVance on January 08, 2008, 05:42:36 PM
December 21, 2012.
It's a myth, I tell ya!

And, yes, LOL-worthy dating tale there, LD (unless, of course, you're bitter about it, in which case...)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

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« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 03:13:41 PM »
The first date I went on with my girlfriend was to see a movie (Beowulf, maybe?). Anyway, I had a sudden case of volcanic diarhhea and had to spend half the movie in the bathroom. Not exactly romantic.
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Vidgmchtr

« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2008, 03:43:38 PM »
....=|

Anyway, I've not been on any dates, myself.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

PaperLuigi

« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2008, 04:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on January 09, 2008, 03:13:41 PM
The first date I went on with my girlfriend was to see a movie (Beowulf, maybe?). Anyway, I had a sudden case of volcanic diarhhea and had to spend half the movie in the bathroom. Not exactly romantic.

You missed a good movie, man.
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Me: Why?

Glorb

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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2008, 06:10:50 PM »
Well, at least I got to see the second Cloverfield trailer.
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bobman37

« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2008, 06:15:50 PM »
Quote from: PaperLuigi on January 09, 2008, 04:39:39 PM
You missed a good movie, man.
I heard Beowulf was one of the worst movies in the history of movies, second only to The Peanut Butter Solution.

Source: my friend who saw both movies.
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neotev

« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2008, 06:21:38 PM »
I also heard that
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Mr. Wiggles

« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2008, 07:16:50 PM »
Haven't been on a date yet, but one time one of my friend's kept calling me during his date asking for help. By the third time he called, I told him to screw off and disconnected my phone. Later, my parents were pretty mad that I disconnected the phone because they could've missed an important call.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2008, 08:12:33 PM »
Beowulf was good, BUT only if you see it in a 3-D theater.  It was designed for that, not regular viewing.

neotev

« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2008, 10:13:50 PM »
I dont know. I read the book and it was pretty gorey, so I chose not to see it expecting the movie to be worse. But thats just me.
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MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2008, 10:15:33 PM »
The movie rewrote major portions of the story.  It was still somewhat gory.

bobman37

« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2008, 12:19:55 AM »
I forgot a quality dating tip!

-Now that you've followed my perfect tips on dating, you're engaged! Fast forward to the Day You Get Married. That night, while you're Getting Ready For Bed, say something like "Wow, big day, huh?" Then, get in bed, get under the covers, turn off the light, roll over and say "Well, goodnight!" and go to sleep.

neotev

« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2008, 08:14:43 AM »
... lol thats a good one
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Glorb

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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2008, 02:44:34 PM »
Huh?
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Lizard Dude

« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2008, 10:23:08 PM »
What else would you do?

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2008, 11:38:41 PM »
I too have yet to go on an actual date, but the closest I've come to one was about a year ago when I was home from college on a break, and a good friend of mine who happens to be a female, whom at the time I had not thought about dating because she's a vegetarian, was also home, and she suggested that we meet at Pizza Hut. Once we got there, everything went pretty much perfectly until her sister and friend come in and sit down with us. Since it wasn't really a date, it wouldn't be all that bad, except that the friend was the girl I'd had a crush on since at least 10th grade, and who goes to the same college as me, and whom I had been trying for years to work up enough courage to ask out. Awkward. (Incidentally, several months later when I did ask her out, her response was "Sorry, I'm going with my boyfriend." She said it more politely than that, but after four years of buildup, there's no way for that not to hurt.) Since I'm too introverted, that's as interesting as the story gets.
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Glorb

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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2008, 06:07:48 PM »
I'm pretty crappy when it comes to asking out the lady types. In fact, I had to be asked out by my girlfriend, which came as a surprise to me, since I was going to do the same roughly that week (or, I intended to, likely to chicken out later).
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