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Weegee

« Reply #420 on: June 19, 2011, 10:11:40 PM »
The youngest one is allergic to butterscotch. W's husband, a rifle, beats the [dukar] out of you.

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #421 on: June 19, 2011, 10:33:04 PM »
> Concede my mistake, but point out his--I wasn't warned about this allergy
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #422 on: June 19, 2011, 11:13:14 PM »
"Just kidding!" the youngest says, recovering instantly. "Guns can't be allergic to things!"

"W told me about your immortality and crazy genetic powers, so we figured we'd play a prank on you," W's husband says.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #423 on: June 20, 2011, 01:35:24 PM »
><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkG0l3syMvQ" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkG0l3syMvQ</a>
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #424 on: June 20, 2011, 01:51:21 PM »
I don't understand "qkG0l3syMvQ."

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #425 on: June 20, 2011, 11:56:11 PM »
>Eat the sausages I've had in my inventory for the past seventeen years.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #426 on: June 21, 2011, 02:32:14 AM »
You may be immortal, but you are far from immune to food poisoning. You double over in pain, your stomach gurgling. W and her family look concerned.

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No! I don't want that!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #427 on: June 21, 2011, 09:04:53 AM »
>say "JUST KIDDING!" and use my crazy genetic powers to heal myself instantly

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #428 on: June 21, 2011, 08:50:46 PM »
You cannot even gurgle a "just" through the pain. You also find it hard to concentrate on using your crazy genetic powers.
No! I don't want that!

Toad

« Reply #429 on: June 21, 2011, 09:17:46 PM »
> Try to walk, like to a doctor or somewhere you can rest
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #430 on: June 21, 2011, 09:48:53 PM »
You walk to Doctor Mario's office, but he is dead. All his medical instruments are still there, though.

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #431 on: June 21, 2011, 09:52:37 PM »
>Play the medical piano that's sitting in the corner
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #432 on: June 21, 2011, 10:20:04 PM »
The medical piano is alive, and tries to bite you.

QUICK TIME EVENT! PRESS X TO DODGE

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #433 on: June 21, 2011, 10:26:33 PM »
>walk out of the office nonchalantly

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #434 on: June 21, 2011, 10:54:02 PM »
You walk out looking cool as ice. The piano looks simultaneously jealous and disappointed that it didn't get to show off its might.

You also diarrhea yourself once you get out the door because of the abdominal distress. That's the price for looking cool.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!
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