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MegaSonic

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« Reply #2595 on: November 01, 2009, 08:09:32 PM »
Weegee was elevated to deity status.
Meanwhile, back at the prom, which surprisingly, was not fazed by the attack, Mario drank 50 beers.
More chaos ensued.
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« Reply #2596 on: November 01, 2009, 08:43:53 PM »
Mario died and promptly became the centerpoint of a new Weekend At Bernies scheme.
You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #2597 on: November 01, 2009, 08:52:20 PM »
However, his entrails ruptured from alcoholic oversaturation before they could do anything with him.
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« Reply #2598 on: November 02, 2009, 12:35:26 AM »
The entrails were taken to a biology lab for examination.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2599 on: November 02, 2009, 03:06:17 PM »
They sprang to life and attacked the surgeons, leaving one dead and several wounded.
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« Reply #2600 on: January 11, 2010, 08:29:39 PM »
Mario's intestines eventually merged, formed a collective consciousness and became the host of their own successful talk show.
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« Reply #2601 on: January 11, 2010, 10:48:19 PM »
While that was going on, Mario's hallow body was cremated and buried in a cemetery.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2602 on: January 11, 2010, 10:55:39 PM »
Several weeks later, his ashes were exhumed and snorted by Keith Richards.
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« Reply #2603 on: January 11, 2010, 11:32:36 PM »
Mario's soul took over Keith's body.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2604 on: January 16, 2010, 06:06:49 PM »
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Jman

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« Reply #2605 on: January 24, 2010, 03:20:29 AM »
Then Keith Richards and Mick Jagger started punching question blocks and...well, you see where this is going.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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