The Fungi Gazette

[Mr. Melee]

Watoad's Plans Discovered!

Watoad, a non-frequent member of the Fungi Forums, has been planning a revolt with his clones for a long time, and his plans have been discovered!

These plans contain the whereabouts of Watoad, but we cannot disclose this information just yet.

They are so secretive we cannot tell you where we fond them, but we can hint it's somewhere Watoad always visited.

These plans list things such as "kill the resistance," and "save the hogs."

The biggest detail is that Watoad plans to recruit all sets of twins on the planet.

We'll keep you updated.

By: Mr.Melee

[Ultima Shadow]

Article Below!

In a shocking action, a TMK member named Ultima Shadow has posted an article in the Fungi Gazette as an attachment!

[Mr. Melee]

Khold Has Left The Forums

We, the Fungi Gazette staff, would like to say good luck and good-bye to a great member of the Fungi Forums, Khold/Kho|d.

This member has left the forums on personal accounts, and all we can do is wish her a happy life.

The Fungi Staff, and the rest of the Fungi Forums, wishes you a good life, Khold.

By: Mr.Melee

[Pt_Peach]

Pt_Peach's Addiction

Earlier today, it was reported that our member, Pt_Peach had made a trip to Bordomville.

Coincidently, she came back with an addiction to stiching samplers and doing pages of calligraphy.

When asked why she keeps this up, the girl said, "I have no idea. I am destined to do this...forever."

Obviously, this is scaring the life out of us all.

[Mr. Melee]

MEGABYTE Is Really A Metalhead

Yesterday, our reporters received news that one of the two Fungi Forum administrators was really a hard-rockin' metal head.

Our reporters then carefully sneaked to Deezer's house, our first suspect.

We approached the house and couldn't hear a thing.

As we approached an open window, we peered inside to an unbelievable site: Deezer was sitting in a chair, eating ciabatta bread, and listening to classic big band & swing albums!

He wasn't the culprit, but it was a disturbing scene.

We then traveled to MEGABYTE's house, and peered into another open window.

Our jaws dropped, as MEGABYTE had long, black hair, black spiked wristbands, a torn black shirt, black leather pants, and black tennis shoes.

All of this was combined to him thrashing his head to Metallica and Sepultura.

If only we had a video camera at the time so we could show you this mind-blowing scene of MEGABYTE, accused of being a nerd, really a mosh-pitting hard-core metalhead!

Any follow-ups to these ground-breaking stories will be posted.

By: Mr.Melee

[Nintendoobsessed]

Fungi Gazette resurccted! Moron cannot spell ressurcted! b]

Today, the rotting FG has been saved by an unidentified writer!

However, he now faces being fired!

An angry mob has gathered outside the studio to protest!

In other news...

Mario goes insane and kills Luigi

We just barely got to the scene in time...(Mario was about to eat Luigi)

Mario had killed Luigi, and 3 unidentified Koopa's, but we don't care!*

We even had an exclusive interview with Mario!

FG: Why did you kill Luigi with a...?

Mario: MeAt.

FG: Oh. Were you hungry.

Mario: FrEsH mEaT.

FG: Your very intellctual today.

Mario: MEATTTT!!!!

At this point, Mario broke from his handcuffs, and attacked the Cameraman. Further news at 11.

(Background)MEEEEEAAAAAAATTHTTHTHTTH!!!!

*=See Fungi Gazette VS. Koopa Troop, Court, 2006

[Mr. Melee]

Yeah, umm...

* Mr. Melee boots Nintendoobsessed from this story. Let it be in peace, not in stupidity!

[Kuromatsu]

Value of Deezer unknown

In a common reporting somewhere in the vicinity of the Video game chat plaza, a local pedestrian "The Chef" had questioned authority "Metal_Slug_Mario" on the value of Deezer.

"We knew that most MS-DOS games were no more than a MEGABYTE, but are they more than a Deezer?"

These amazing findings have led us with infinite amount of questions. Further research about this particular subject are at hand. More news tonight at 5:00