Author Topic: What would any Video Game character say to the above post? (Read 27584 times)

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #30 on:** June 14, 2008, 12:41:12 PM »

"You don't."

~Mario, being a jerk to DKJR.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #31 on:** June 14, 2008, 01:06:03 PM »

"So we're just supposed to ignore you and pretend like Rare didn't mess up? I think not!"

-Toad

The Chef · « **Reply #32 on:** June 14, 2008, 01:24:48 PM »

"Rare didn't mess up. Nintendo did. The current DK is supposed to be an aged DK Jr., but Nintendo no longer acknowledges that, and would rather use Baby DK in instead, who has still yet to be identified as Cranky (classic DK) or modern DK."

-9-Volt, now annoyed that nobody listens.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 14, 2008, 07:44:37 PM »

"So is Cranky my father or grandfather? Or... both?"

- Donkey Kong

The Chef · « **Reply #34 on:** June 14, 2008, 08:00:21 PM »

The writers said they intended him to be your father, but they weren't sure if Nintendo was OK with it in the beginning, so they initially left it ambiguously just to be safe. The Japanese site says that you're actually the son of DK II (who was once DK Jr.) and that Cranky is your grandfather, but then again, Japan also says that there's more than one K.Rool, which was obviously not Rare's intention.

-9-Volt regarding the reasons why DK's identity is the way it is as well as discrepancies between US and JP continuity.

nensondubois · « **Reply #35 on:** June 14, 2008, 08:29:38 PM »

I want some cookies!

_Yoshi egg about to hatch_

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 16, 2008, 08:31:13 AM »

"No! Cookies are bad for you!"
~Dr. Mario

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #37 on:** June 16, 2008, 09:23:37 AM »

"Bah, what do YOU know?"

~Wario after getting his dental cleaning

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #38 on:** June 16, 2008, 06:09:33 PM »

Wario, I seriously don't want to pay for that again.

-Waluigi after a painfully expensive trip to the dentist.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #39 on:** June 19, 2008, 03:21:08 PM »

Just go to the bank for more money. I'll race you there!

- Koopa the Quick

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #40 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:12:01 PM »

"I'ma so disappointed in you, Koopa!"

~Mario

jmdblazer · « **Reply #41 on:** June 19, 2008, 06:43:35 PM »

"You're one to talk, Mr. stomps-on-koopas-all-day!"

-an angry hammer bro.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #42 on:** June 20, 2008, 12:40:38 AM »

You're angry; you should go into therapy. I'll race you there!

- Il Piantissimo

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 20, 2008, 05:26:53 AM »

"You're an insult to Piantas everywhere."
-Pianta

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #44 on:** June 20, 2008, 06:16:42 AM »

"erm, I meant Blah bleh blah bleh bluh bleh me he huh!"
-Pianta