Oh boy, have I got an awesome story!
Or two, I guess.
Story Number One: Maniac Michael Magee
So, in first grade, there's this kid at my school, named Michael . He had some major temper problems cause of a mental disorder. One day in the wintertime, at recess, him and I were having a snowball fight, when one of the supervisors comes up and says "NO SNOWBALLS FIGHTS!" the kid purposely ingores her and chucks a snowball at me, which i dodged. The supervisor gets an angry look on her face and begins to walk towards Michael, and he hurls a snowball right into her chest.
She explodes, and starts chasing after him, screaming randomly. He was, and is, a very, VERY, fast kid, and so he outran her, ran right into the street, and promptly ran right down to an intersection, not waiting for the light, and runs across the street. Now at this time, everyone in my grade was looking at him run. We saw the supervisor sprint up to another, say something frantically, and then sprint after him. Meanwhile, Michael had crossed the street and we couldn't see him anymore. Then, when we think it was over, and they had caught him, we saw him running the opposite direction, though still going away from the school. A second later we saw THREE POLICE CARS chasing after him, with that same supervisor following in close pursuit. That was the last we saw of him for the next month, because he got suspended from school.
We later learned from him that he had ran all the way to the local swimming pool (which is a mile and a half away from our school!) and was cornered on all sides by policemen. They actually had to have two policemen wrestle him into the car (and remember, this was a first grader)
Story Number Two: Whoops
When I was five, I had this really bad habit; whenever I decided to go to the bathroom in my house, I pulled down my pants and underwear, and THEN walked to the bathroom. This went on for a few months. Until one day I was watching some Nick Junior show. Since the beginning of the show I had needed to go to the bathroom but I didn't want to miss any of the show, so I waited until the end. By then, I really needed to go. So I got up, pulled down everything, and began walking. Halfway there, I sorta *lost control* and I let loose. God, that was gross. My parents sent me to my room because they were so disgusted with the mess. I'm not so sure that was such a bad punishment, cause boy did it STINK down there
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming