Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 73677 times)

KirbyMouth · « **Reply #300 on:** March 22, 2011, 11:43:47 AM »

Wario: I'm greedy. I think i should give my money to an orphanage!

SuperPeach · « **Reply #301 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:10:16 AM »

*Mario and Luigi appears on the surfboard*

Mario and Luigi : Cowabunga!

Bowser: NOT YOU TWO AGAIN!

The Chef · « **Reply #302 on:** April 27, 2011, 06:33:35 AM »

...Why aren't you banned yet?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #303 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:46:27 PM »

I love how this thread is like a flame to the noob/troll-moth.

A · « **Reply #304 on:** April 27, 2011, 06:17:11 PM »

E.Gadd: "Hey! I stopped inventing things!"
Bowser: "Really? I'm so happy for you! We should go eat cookies."
Bubbles: "Cookies? Meh. I'm depressed."
Peach: "Oh, shut up, Bubbles. No one invited your ass anyway."

Toad: "Meow?"
Mario: "Oh, Toad... you know I can't control myself when you wear those cat ears."
Toad: "...Meow?" *runs away* "MEEEEEEEOW!!"

Chuck Quizmo: "Hey, guess what, guys? Nintendo put me in another game!"
Dr. Topper: "Me too!"
Flavio: "And me! Also I'm totally into chicks and not dudes!"
Krystal: "I'm a Mario character!"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #305 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:56:07 AM »

PaperLuigi: I like this thread.

Kojinka · « **Reply #306 on:** April 30, 2011, 10:02:12 PM »

Chain Chomp: Meow

Weegee · « **Reply #307 on:** April 30, 2011, 10:28:23 PM »

Shigeru Miyamoto: Luigi will never star in another game. (Laughs)

BP · « **Reply #308 on:** May 01, 2011, 12:03:31 AM »

Waluigi: Whoa

The Chef · « **Reply #309 on:** May 01, 2011, 10:26:56 AM »

Wario: "What are coins?"

Bowser: "What's a princess?"

Peach: "Who's Mario?"

Mario: "...Yeah, who IS Mario?"

Toad · « **Reply #310 on:** May 03, 2011, 09:57:41 AM »

Toad: I like this thread

SuperPeach · « **Reply #311 on:** May 06, 2011, 12:30:28 AM »

Super Peach: I hate threads!

Mario: Uh...

SuperPeach · « **Reply #312 on:** May 06, 2011, 01:46:08 AM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 11, 2006, 11:00:31 PM

Koopie Koo: Koops, I will make out with you on the spot if you can beat the Shadow Queen by yourself! Koops: Uhh, okay! *eats a bunch of spinach. Gets really buff* You're going down, Queen! *smashes all the walls in the Palace, kills everyone but.........the Shadow Queen.*

Popeye ripoff! XO

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #313 on:** May 06, 2011, 03:22:48 AM »

Go suck a fart and die of cancer.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #314 on:** May 06, 2011, 12:27:09 PM »

That made me happy.