I'm your host, Meowrik, here with the results of the ADVANCED poster Awards 2.0 Results! Let's see now..... THe votes have been tallied, and the results are in!!!
Nicest Poster: Sapphira
Runner-up: Watoad
When you've had a bad day, she's the one you wanna run in to. A sunny disposition, and a sweet personality; the next Princess Peach maybe?
Biggest Jerk: sadib100
Runner-up: Teen Titan Raven
Ok, here's the guy you DON'T wanna run into on a bad day. Steer clear at all costs or the consequences may be dire....
Smartest Poster: Megabyte and Black Mage
This pair is truly worthy of the Pinnacle of Intelligence Award. Do you concur? A high I.Q. along with a PhD are their best friends.
Best Signature: THree Way Tie!!! Chupperson Weird/Lizard Dude/TheEggMan
You pine to see their fantastic signatures at the end of their posts, and each post ends with a stroke of pure genius in the form of a sentence or two.
Worst Signature: (Shutout) donotcare95
I guess people just don't like really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long signatures.
Funiest Poster: Lizard Dude
Runner-up: Black Mage
What do ya' get when you cross a Lizard and a Dude? Lizard Dude! Heh, I'll leave the jokes to the pros like Lizard Dude. 10 years from now, prepare to see "Late Night with the Lizard Dude" on comedy Central.
Best Veteran: Lizard Dude
Runner-up: Chupperson Weird
The gotta respect your elders, and well, they're not elders, but remember to salute your elders! *Salutes Lizard Dude* Two categories in a row? I salute you!
Best Newbie: Luigi~Lover
Runner-Up: Hope N Forever
Don't you hate newbies so much? Yes. We all do. But Luigi~lover here is an exception. We love Luigi~lover more than all of the newbies here because she's the cream of the crop! Not to mention a female member; we need more female members.
Leave Us Alone Award!: (Tie) Mooneye821
Honorabe Mention: Teen Titan Raven (He would have tied, but he hasn't been here for quite some time so technically he isn't a newbie anymore)
This... this is why newbies get such a bad rep 'round these parts. One sentence: Crazy Newbies Must Stop!!! (Well, that was a sentence fragment technically)
Best Regular: (Tie) Chupperson Weird and Markio
Runner-up: Meowrik
Yes, Lizard Dude's bowels are regular, but not regular enough. Lizard Dude, try some metamucil; better luck next year. You can expect to see these two on regularily, and good thing too, since they're the best of the best of the best regulars.
Worst Grammar/Spelling: uvg
Runner-up: Mooneye821
thies giys kant tipe korectly eeven if there lives deependid ohn it kids dont tri this at homme
Most Annoying Poster: Mooneye821
Runner-up: jon
He's the guy you love to hate. He tries hard to recruit people, and makes 30 threads per day. He's Mooneye! Caution: Avoid this person by all means necessary if in a bad mood.
Weirdest Poster: Chupperson Weird
Runner-up: Alucard
Come on, people. Read his name.
Most Helpful Poster: Luigison
Runner-up: Black Mage
Got a problem? Don't go to the Fox Problem Solvers. Go to Luigison! *Ghost busters theme plays* When you are confused, and you need some help.... Who ya' gonna call? Luigison!!
Trivia Specialist: (shutout) Meowrik
If anyone knows all things Mario, he does. How many goombas in level 7-3 of Super Mario Bros.? What's the name of the third enemy you encounter in Super Mario RPG? He's your Trivia Night Host, he's Meowrik!
Too Many Threads: Killa of PS2
Runner-Up: Mooneye821
Someone wanna tally the amount of topics this guy made? I tried but the search engine for the Forums is down. Oh well. We'll get some numbers some day, but until then, I'm sure it's in the triple digits somewhere.
Best Spelling/Grammar: (Shutout) Sapphira
Sapphira has proven to us her extraordinary spelling and grammar skills. Smart and Nice. Good combination. Her catch phrase: XD Has she ever spelled that wrong? Let's hope not.
Most Amiable: (Tie) Chupperson Weird/Markio
Everyone was a newbie at one point, and everyone knows that the kindness of this dynamic duo is unsurpassed. Getting along and doin' it all right ways.
Most Missed: Watoad
Runner-up: Dr. Mario
Oh where oh where has my Watoad gone? Oh where oh where can he be? Oh the sorrow! THe pain of it all... we are all truly crest-fallen from his departure... May we meet again, fair Watoad!
Good Riddance: (Shutout) Teen Titan Raven
Mama mia! THis guy... ugh. He left a bad taste in all our mouths. Look up the term "Good Riddance" in a dictionary and it says: 1. Expression used to define one who people are glad to be rid of. 2> Teen Titan Raven Aaagh! Just thinking of this guy gives me the jibblies....
Worst Enemies: Jon and Meowrik
Runner-up: Jon and Sapphira
Jon and Meowrik... When they clash, step back and watch the sparks fly as you can see a smashing battle worthy of being premiered on Pay-per-view. In the upcoming Gamecube hit game, "TMK Smash Bros." Jon and Meowrik are rivals, and would like to see nothing else than the ultimate downfall of others. For information on unlocking Jon, Meowrik, and other secret characters, see the code section of TMK.
Best Buds: Chupperson Weird/Watoad
*Turns on the song "Happy Together"* Friendship is a wonderful thing, right? Looking out for each other, defending each other, playing together, it's all good. So happy together...
Most Improved: (Shutout) Wheel Kirby
Timeline of Wheel Kirby's membership on the forums: YAYAYAY-YAY-I wish I were a moderator, yay-What's the word Yay mean? We all remember the old Wheel Kirby... luckily he has seen the wrongs of his old ways and taken a turn for the best. He is part of the light side now.
Most Qualified to Become Mod/Op: (Tie) Meowrik/Trainman
They are our future. What happens when Deezer, Megabyte, David, and all the other staff is gone? Yes, we all fear the thought, but it will happen one day. The future staff of TMK, and we all think they are worthy.
Drumroll please....
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And presenting!............
The Deezer Award!!!!!
Winner: Deezer
Deezer.... we are not worthy.... We all love Deezer, the father of TMK. No one could ever replace him. A true god of Mario. And that Mooneye character thought he could take over TMK? HA! I laugh! Deezer, you truly deserve this award. Congratulations!
And so, the awards are in! Everyone see them? We had some shockers, and some shutouts, and some... other stuff... But everyone here was picked by votes as a democracy. Congratulations to everyone who won an award (Even the not so good ones) and better luck next year to all those who didn't make it! I'm your host Meowrik, and this is the ADVANCED Poster Awards 2.0! THank you, and see you next time!!!
The End
I am Meowrik! The 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! beware the fearsome fury of my fiery Jalapeno Katana!
