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« on: April 02, 2011, 12:23:23 AM »
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
-William Carlos Williams
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I have gorged on
the chips
that you had
stashed away
and which
were a limited
flavor,
discontinued
Forgive me
the store was so far
away:
TWO WHOLE BLOCKS!
-Those Plums were from Georgia!
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I have bludgeoned
your [darn]ed
jam box out
of revenge
and spite.
I was saving those
snacks to
entertain.
By the way,
your mix tapes were whack
and dull
and just lame
-Dude, you can always get more friggin’ plums. William Carlos Williams
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I have called up
each of
your girlfriends
claiming to
be you
requesting blood-work
be done
most quickly
Forgive me
they were quite upset
and yelled
obscene words
-Georgia! I drove to Georgia, you lazy git! Oh, and one more thing! My jams were too fresh for you to handle!
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I have not read
your note
as I was
with your mom
all night
you know what I mean
oh yeah
I went there
Forgive me
she came onto me
so sweet
and so cold
- You didn’t even write your name on those plums!– William Carlos Williams
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I have a gun
bullets
and reason
to kill you
Turn around
and you die, Williams
got that
you will die
Get into
the fridge lacking plums
so sweet
and so cold
-You can eat my plums and stop my jams. But, no one disses my momma.
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I have survived
your trap
and escaped
the icebox
You failed
to properly lock
and now
I am cold
Forgive me
the gas oven was on
and I
had a match.
- Maybe a little fire will teach you some manners. It did wonders for your mom! Will-(The rest of this note is illegible, due to extensive burn damage.)
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I have beaten
the poet
by coating
the kitchen
In oil
it burned quite quickly
save for
the poet
Forgive me
but I must now go
I need
To buy plums.
-Anonymous note left near the crime scene.