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Forum Games / Re: Let's count to a million FOR REAL
« on: April 02, 2011, 07:11:51 PM »
A glowing astronaut riding a laser space robot LEGO T-Rex. [dukar], yo, let's just end the topic right now. That's a million.

I think I'm crying a little.

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General Chat / Re: Best idea for a TV show ever
« on: April 02, 2011, 07:04:06 PM »
You're just jealous because you can't come up with an awesome TV idea like that. And neither can I. This Glorb guy is smart.

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General Chat / Re: _
« on: April 02, 2011, 07:02:37 PM »
My Beard

My beard grows down to my toes,
I never wears no clothes,
I wraps my hair
Around my bare,
And down the road I goes.

- Shel Silverstein


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General Chat / Re: Ignorance and Apathy
« on: April 02, 2011, 06:58:26 PM »
Biases lead you to conclusions regardless of the evidence. Bias cannot be cured with information alone, as that new information will only be used as more fuel for the same conclusions. If one means to treat bias with information, it must at least be a carefully-planned surgical strike of information, yo.

Of course, if the person is apathetic, it won't matter what information you give them.

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Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?
« on: April 02, 2011, 06:52:33 PM »
A

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General Chat / Re: Best idea for a TV show ever
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:36:10 AM »
You know, I could actually see this working under the right circumstances.

Obviously, it'd have to be three channels all owned by the same parent company, which wouldn't be too much of a problem. Put them all up on Hulu a day or two after they air, and this could work. I'd love to see it.

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General Chat / Re: Favored Flavoring For Fast Finger Food From France
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:32:43 AM »
Ohhhhhhhhhhh man.

I was looking at the Wikipedia page for french fries and I found...

this.

WANT.

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General Chat / a friend of mine wrote this
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:23:23 AM »
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

-William Carlos Williams
---------------------------------


I have gorged on
the chips
that you had
stashed away

and which
were a limited
flavor,
discontinued

Forgive me
the store was so far
away:
TWO WHOLE BLOCKS!

-Those Plums were from Georgia!

---------------------------

I have bludgeoned
your [darn]ed
jam box out
of revenge

and spite.
I was saving those
snacks to
entertain.

By the way,
your mix tapes were whack
and dull
and just lame

-Dude, you can always get more friggin’ plums. William Carlos Williams

------------------------

I have called up
each of
your girlfriends
claiming to

be you
requesting blood-work
be done
most quickly

Forgive me
they were quite upset
and yelled
obscene words

-Georgia! I drove to Georgia, you lazy git! Oh, and one more thing! My jams were too fresh for you to handle!

---------------------------------

I have not read
your note
as I was
with your mom

all night
you know what I mean
oh yeah
I went there

Forgive me
she came onto me
so sweet
and so cold

- You didn’t even write your name on those plums!– William Carlos Williams

---------------------

I have a gun
bullets
and reason
to kill you

Turn around
and you die, Williams
got that
you will die

Get into
the fridge lacking plums
so sweet
and so cold

-You can eat my plums and stop my jams. But, no one disses my momma.

---------------------

I have survived
your trap
and escaped
the icebox

You failed
to properly lock
and now
I am cold

Forgive me
the gas oven was on
and I
had a match.

- Maybe a little fire will teach you some manners. It did wonders for your mom! Will-(The rest of this note is illegible, due to extensive burn damage.)

--------------------------

I have beaten
the poet
by coating
the kitchen

In oil
it burned quite quickly
save for
the poet

Forgive me
but I must now go
I need
To buy plums.

-Anonymous note left near the crime scene.

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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:09:49 AM »
Justin Bieber
"Down to Earth"
My World

(Why the hell does someone whisper "Mafia" at the beginning?)

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General Chat / Re: What is Your Favorite Color?
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:06:20 AM »
Traditionally, my favorite colors were always green and purple (people would inevitably ask me if I liked Barney, and I would get mad at them until after a while it didn't bother me anymore), but lately I've been warming up a lot to yellow and brown. Which is an even more unfortunate pairing of colors. Stupid color coincidences.

I also like orange.

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General Chat / Re: The QUOTE Thread!
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:02:42 AM »
Post every quote you want from whatever thread yo want!


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General Chat / Re: Favored Flavoring For Fast Finger Food From France
« on: April 01, 2011, 11:58:16 PM »
You know what's really good? Waffle fries. I could really go for some of those right now.

[darn], it's one in the morning. Where I gonna get waffle fries now?

Curly fries are also awesome.

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General Chat / Re: Ignorance and Apathy
« on: April 01, 2011, 08:30:02 PM »
How much ignorance? How much apathy? If one is so apathetic that one does not breathe, or if one is so ignorant that one does not know to breathe, one will die either way. Questions like this only reveal what the answerer sees more of in the world and in him or herself, not which fundamental concept is more dangerous at an abstract level.

For the record, I chose apathy. I could justify it by saying that an ignoramus cannot become unignorant if he is too apathetic to do so, but anyone could then bring up the hypothetical case of a man too ignorant to know that he is apathetic and therefore does not even know that he ought to care. So it's really just my personal preference.

Word.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Your F Score?
« on: April 01, 2011, 08:27:52 PM »
3.2333333333333334

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

Wow, I'm the same as you, NensonduBois! Is that good?

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If Hitler had been a pacifist, I imagine he'd be a very frustrated individual. He'd want to kill people, but he wouldn't allow himself to. Tons of internal conflict.

That could actually be an interesting novel, maybe. Or not.

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