You go camp with your friends in a forest and:
260. You don't carry ANY kind of teepee (you know what I mean...). Instead, somehow you managed to have a big-silly pumpable giant-mushroomish life-boat thingie. (You know, the... people in baywatch uses them all the time for rescue people... I think the word is 'rescue boat'. Whatever). Then you try to find some wood to put it on the rescue-boat thingie (your friends start to look at you with a strange expression), then you find it, and then you try to put it in the rescue-boat whit a hammer and some nails, while singing:
"
My
My
My
Mushroom House, will be ready
My
My
My
Mushroom Hooouuuuuse..."
with an incredible louder and high voice, if you know what I mean.
Your friends start thinking that you are going crazy.
Then the Mushroom House blows up.
(I'm gonna post this now, before anyone else gets the 260th topic. Then I'll edit the
message and add some more ideas).
Done. Now:
261. As I just said, the Mushroom House blows up. Then, for some reason, your right part of the lip starts moving itself. Your pupils lose colour. Then you shake your head and look normal again. your friends look frightened.
you then decide to take your Game Boy and play some Mario games. When you reach your bag, you find out that many cartridges have a note sticked on: "Mr. Judge: I'm sorry, but I couldn hold on no more. This is a suicide; please don't think it's a murder. Still, if you want to pinpoint an actual murder, that would be <insert your name here>".
262. One of the cartridges had a big, smoking hole on the middle and a tiny little toy gun near it.
263. Other was tied-up to tiny, toy train rails on the ground. Your Mario-related toy train (the Koopa Choo) passed on it and somehow fell on some kind of hole on the ground, too.
264. By the way, you have a Mario-related train toy named... the Koopa Choo!!
265. Oh, let me go on with the "you're camping in the forest" thing. In the hole, you find out that your train is all broken, and looks like a cartridge was driving it, cuz you find some several and separeted parts of a GB cartridge on the hole.
266. You realyze that the hole was created when one of the cartridges blew itself using your Bob-omb-shaped homemade bomb.
267. By the way again, you got crazy enough for browsing the internet searching for instructions telling how to make homemade bombs, just to have a REAL-EXPLODING BOB-OMB SHAPED BOMB!!
268. You then take your Game Boy Advance and start playing Super Mario Advance (btw, shouldn't the name be Super Mario BROTHERS Advance?). But when you get to the "Select Character" screen, you see Mario, Peach, Toad and Luigi hanging on four ropes, they all with one chair on the floor each!!
269. You wonder, 'How weird'. Then you realyze that it has already become night and all your friends are in their teepees, closed-in, totally freaked-out!! So, the 269th post of the list is: You are such a Mario fan that you start to freak people near you out!!
270. Then, of course, you go mad. You want to be at home, playing Super Mario Brothers All Stars on your Super Nes, and not in such a mean forest.
You start running through it, shouting and trying to find and hunt raccoons, like 'Ahhhrgg!! STOP MOVING, RACCOONS!! I NEED TO KIIIIIILL YOU!! SO I CAN HAVE RACOON TAILS TO PUSH INTO MY B*TT SO I CAN FLY BACK HOME! FLYYYY!! FLY, FLY, FLY!!' ...
271. ... '(one hour later) OR MAYBE, I COULD JUST WAIT TO FIND THIS INCREDIBLE-HUGE RACCOON AND KIIIIIILL HIM, AND THEN MADE MYSELF A TANOOKI SUIT!! AND THEN, I'M GONNA FLY, FLY, FLYYYYY.....! MWAHAHAHAHA...!!!'
272. Your friends get SO frightened that decide to leave the teepee and fight with you! (MWAHAHA! DON'T EVEN THIIINK ABOUT IT! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DEFEAT ME, ONCE I FOUND SOME WAY TO STICK A RACCOON TAIL ON MY @$$, AND THEN GIVE YOU A... A... RACCOON PUNCH! Ouch! Hey! Stop hitting me!)
They wanna get you unconscious!
273. (As you probably didn't figure out, the last one was 'when you have a fight with someone in the forest, you try to kill a raccoon and use its tail to punch your opponent!)
Let us go on.
Then, you try to stomp on your friends.
274. You somehow got away of the fight, screaming 'A FIRE FLOWER!! ALL I NEED IS A FIRE FLOWER! I SEE SOME FLOWERS BACK THERE, ON THE GRASS! LET ME GET THEM! UH! ... OH! STOP... GRABBING... MEE!! LET-ME-GET ONE!! OHHH, PLEASE! OUCH! FIRE FLOWER1 FIRE FLOWER! FIRE FLOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEERR! OHHH...'
275. 'I KNOW, I KNOW. ALL I NEED IS TO BE BIG. BIG! BIIIGG! >gets off the fight and jumps onto the base of a tree< >grabs a little, weird-looking mushroom< NOW I'LL EAT THIS, AND UH... AND UH... I'M GONNA BE BIG! YES! BIIIIG! HAHAHAHAHA..... I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BU*T!!! MWAHA-MWAHA-MWAHAHAHAHA... Awww... Whatever... >eats the mushroom<
276. Everything blacks out, and, from that moment to the moment you wake up in the Hospital, you see it like the SMB3 fading effect!
277. The Doctor tries to explain you what happened, why are they going to opperate you and why are you tied to the bed, but then you see that his name is Mario, and a smile (:) ) pops on your face. 'You? You are gonna opperate me? I mean, your ACTUAL name is... Dr. Mario! Yay! You're gonna open me up and order some viruses I have, and, and... score! points! tetris-kinda game! mario. games... double-u double-u double-u... classicgaming dot com... slash... t-m-k... oah... dot com. The Mush... Mushroom King... dom. slash again, type 'board and you have tha... Fungi Foru... uh... ummmmssss... <opens mouth again wanting to keep talking> <WHAAAMMM* * *> OUCH! yaouuu...'
(The nurse first injected you something to fall asleep, but you kept talking, so the doctor hit you with some tool).
278. You wake up. The doctor smiles at you.
'Four days have passed. You are o.k. now. If you wanna know what happened to you--'
'Oh, never mind. I KNOW what happened to me. I'm as smart as a fat plumber. He-he-he... I'm telling you: I thought I was eating a Super Mushroom, instead -would you believe it?- I was eating a BLACK MUSHROOM!'
(doctor looks at you with a weird looking on his eyes).
279. Doctor: Uhh, anyway, you probably wanna now HOW we healed you... We--
You: Never mind, Doc Mario (blinks), I also now that. YOU GAVE A GREEN MUSHROOM!! A 1-UP MUSHROOM! YAY! MWAHAHA! HAHAHSAHAHA! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOOOOOOOOMMM!
Okey, that's all. I ran out of ideas, though I could think some more, just to complete 280 postings. But I'm not okey with that, I got the 260th as a coincidence, and just wanting to put ONE more post, the 'hunting raccoons to make yourself a Tanooki Suit' one.
Hey, please, if you actually found all that funny, please please PLEASE say something. Maybe I'm being selfish, but I like people to congratulate me when I do things. Hey, after all, I spend an hour or plus on making it. So, really, say something if you liked it.
Thanks!
Edited by - Sanctus Yago on 8/17/2001 8:05:56 PM