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Author Topic: 2 (or less) things that make school slightly less horrifying  (Read 4413 times)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« on: April 23, 2005, 12:07:04 AM »
1. It makes you appreciate home, sweet home!
2. You know those forms for picture day with all the people on them? Draw 'staches and beards, etc. on their faces!!! Wahahahaha!!!

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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2005, 12:54:33 AM »
3. You realize that education is what's going to keep you off the streets when you grow older.
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2005, 01:11:37 AM »
4. When you are in a class with tons of people like you, and the teachers are more comedic than serious.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2005, 06:36:19 AM »
5. The fact that we're already used to it after all these years.

« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2005, 08:08:20 AM »
6. Imagining all the female teachers bald

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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2005, 09:21:07 AM »
7. Beating up smaller, weaker Freshmen for their lunch money.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2005, 09:36:08 AM »
Beating up the smaller, weaker, seniors for their lunch money.

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you, and helping you be as successful as possible."
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you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

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  • raewrednu
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2005, 10:39:57 AM »
9. The hot girls.

"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2005, 10:57:09 AM »
10. Getting to dance with a senior girl in the school musical.

11. Seniors(GUYS) and juniors have lunch separate from freshmen.

12. Seniors that don't believe in the "freshmen are freshmen, and therefore stupid" thing.

13. When people you don't like are sick!  For more than two days!

14. Every time you have a chance to push someone you don't like into a really big puddle they're looking at, but don't do it and instead savor that moment in which the opportunity is there and you can just feel your hand reaching out, anticipating him/her all soaking wet with gross water and getting all mad... but not doing it.

15. vacation

16. shorter days

17. When you don't have any homework assigned in your class.

18. Easy tests

19. Drama Class

20. English Class

...Ach du lieber!  That's more than two!  But I just can't change them.... err...argh...too...too HARD!

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"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

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  • raewrednu
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2005, 11:41:46 AM »
21. Sports
22. Hot girls...again
23. PE
24. Study Hall, if the teacher is easy-going


"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2005, 11:43:38 AM »
21. Finding out your teacher plays Nintendo/Mario games.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2005, 12:17:49 PM »
Actually PLAYING nintendo games.
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2005, 12:22:16 PM »
All of the girls in my school are pretty ugly.

My definition of ugly:
Any girl who smokes
Any girl who dresses up like someone you'd see in an alleyway
Any girl who dresses up like someone from a Britney Spears video (this is basically like the second one I listed, but worse)
Any girl who thinks people want them, but in reality, they don't

This can be viewed as shallow, but really, girls like this are predictable, as in, they enjoy crappy music, think with their sexual organs instead of their brain, and think people who have a weight over 200 pounds want them whenever they see them.

A girl I wouldn't mind dating would be a girl with a good sense of humor, things that she has in common with me (music, video games, TV Shows), and is aware that I have no money to give her.

Sorry if I was WAY off topic, but I felt the need to say this after led listed the "Hot girls" in school thing twice.

Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 4/23/2005 11:22:58 AM
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2005, 12:39:54 PM »
Vidgmchtr, I agree.  As a teacher I was a little suprized one day when when some guys stayed after class to complain about certain girls showing too much skin.  In another class I sent a girl to the office for wearing a shirt with a short shirt with spagetii straps and low hanging short skirt.  The class applauded after she left.  They liked her, but not how she dressed.  She is very talented, but I think the she and her mother (who dresses the same way) contribute her success to her appearance and not effort or talent.

Edited by - Luigison on 4/23/2005 11:50:37 AM
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2005, 01:00:46 PM »
Am I the youngest one here? (On 2/25/05, I was official to play SSBM and be in the forums) Sometimes the 5th and 6th graders attack me!

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
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