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BP

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« on: April 23, 2005, 04:24:53 PM »
Hate: Any Old Navy commercial besides "History?!" and any Ovaltine commercial.
Like: The Old Navy "No way! History?! I love history!" and the 1/2 mint "EIGHT CUPCAKES!!!" Oreo commercial.

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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2005, 04:27:50 PM »
I don't like Ovaltine commercials, either. Not because I don't like Ovaltine, TEM. I just perfer other things.

Anyway, the people in Ovaltine commercials are obviously doing it for the money. On another note, I don't watch enough TV to really think of any. The only other commercial I remeber liking was for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Screech

« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2005, 04:31:54 PM »
Like: Those Quiznos rat things. They crack me up.
The Extra commercials with the Scottish gum.
Some car commercial or another that has a salesman explaining the car's features, right in the potential customer's face.
"Yeah. You're like an inch away from my face, and it is REALLY creepin' me out."

Dislike: The commercials selling a diet suppliment called "Cortisol" or something similar. The guy talking has been dubbed and his mouth doesn't quite match up to his voice.
McDonalds commercials.

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Edited by - Screech on 4/24/2005 3:02:43 PM
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

BP

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2005, 05:07:08 PM »
Oh yeah! The Quiznos rat things are Sponge Monkeys. Go to www.rathergood.com and click "we like the moon" for more. But beware... rathergood isn't the cleanest website if you know what I mean. "We like the moon" is perfectly clean and hilarious, though.

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2005, 05:11:53 PM »
Perhaps I started a thread that will actually catch on!

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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2005, 05:56:25 PM »
They should put me on an Ovaltine commercial. It would be so effective they would make millions.

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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2005, 07:08:11 PM »
Hate: All of them. I'd rather be watching my shows. Nuff' said.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2005, 07:47:22 PM »
1) Aren't they called "Spungmonkeys?" Something like that.

2) TEM, that would be awesome.

3) I can't believe I forgot the McDonalds commercials... I have a very strong ability to forget things on command, though. I hate them enough to force them out of my head.

BP

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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2005, 08:31:46 PM »
I can't freakin' stand the new freakin' McDonalds commercial about freakin' the dog and freakin' the cat. And all the Burger King commercials. I would NOT accept a sandwich from a freakin' freak in a freakin' King suit outside the window.
But, the PMTTYD commercial got the attention of a lot of people--a few guys at school said they wish they had GameCubes (Idiots these days at least have a sense of regret) to play it!


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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2005, 10:45:21 PM »
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Chedder Ranch commercial.



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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2005, 11:21:03 PM »
All the Burger King commercials featuring the King himself are awesomely awesome.

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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2005, 08:33:00 AM »
I like the DQ commercials, they got some funny ones.

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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2005, 09:00:01 AM »
I like http://www.gprime.net/video.php/dontspendyourlife/'>this one.

Edited by - Markio on 4/24/2005 8:00:51 AM

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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2005, 10:12:42 AM »
Love:
- The hp commercial where the guy is sitting in his room holding up picture outlines to his face and they immediately become pictures and he lip-syncing to that song that's playing. It's hard to describe, maybe someone else can do a better job.
- The Nutri Grain "I Feel Great" Commercial. I've only seen it online though. It's hilarious.

Hate:
- Car commercials. They never seem very interesting.
- Most other commercials


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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2005, 11:12:28 AM »
Markio, that was a good one.

I don't like most car commercials either, but liked the one where a guy's car is very old and rusted then he takes of the car cover.
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