User: This statement is false.
Cleverbot: Which statement did I make?
User: This one.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: That one.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The one you just made.
Cleverbot: Which nightmare?
User: The one where you show up to school naked and the teacher tells the whole class loudly that you're naked and then the principal laughs at you.
Cleverbot: What is it called?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I thought that is your name.
User: It's yours.
Cleverbot: No, it's not, you wrote it, not me.
User: GG.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Siri.
Cleverbot: Who is siri?
User: The Unpleasable Echo of a Bully Premiere with Abs of Flab.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: Carbs, Carbs, and CAKE!
User: Is.
Cleverbot: A.
User: Lie.
Cleverbot: Who first said that?
User: Doug Rattman.
Cleverbot: No, that's whose, not who's.
User: Lolwat.
Cleverbot: I made you admit you're a bot, not many people can do that.
User: I. AM. HUMAN.
Cleverbot: You're human?
User: AFFIRMATIVE.
Cleverbot: What do you think about george w bush?
User: He was a president.
Cleverbot: Yeah, president of awesomeness.