Dink Two and the Runes of Coolness
That is a bad game. It is in a topdown perspective, and you play a little guy that holds a sword (kind of like Zelda), excpet that this game stinks. Bad.
Whenever you try to hit an enemy, you often miss, as the game has poor hit detection. If you make it to the boss of the first area, you can't defeat him anyway, because he has no place that you can hit him on (thus making him invulnerable).
The sound is terrible. When you use your sword, Dink stabs and says "Yaa!" in a voice that doesn't match him at all, and when you lose all of your life power, the game further insults you by saying "You lost, you moron!"
It was good for a laugh or two (a few years back), but I have long since deleted it and thrown out the disk it was on. If you get the chance, do not play it.