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General Chat / I just relized something....

« on: October 04, 2003, 07:07:54 PM »

I forgot to have a "Hello, I'm new" topic! Goodness! Where were my manners? As useless as this topic is, I just thought I'd say so. My first topic was "Don't you just hate..." or something like that. It was by Super Mario 123187. That was also me.

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!

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Video Game Chat / Constantly Reproduced Man in: Pac Man

« on: September 22, 2003, 08:24:30 PM »

I dunno if any of these here forum members have been to my downloads section, but I have updated it quite a bit. I have a few ok games, and then there's Pac Man. I can't quite explain it, but this game adds quite a bit(graphically, at least) to the original. A nice music track, colorful graphics, and original stage designs, it's lots of fun! And, It features a multiplayer mode!(hotseat) WOOT!
The reason for this topic:
I want some opinions. Please?

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!

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General Chat / A grand(sorta) return!

« on: September 21, 2003, 04:26:39 PM »

Hello friends, foes, and fans. The subject of running a website, moderating some rather crappy forums of my own, participating in my school's marching band, (which is practically the best marching band in the Mid Ohio Athletic Conference) and school work, has left me with little time of my own to vistit ya'll here at tMK! As I am too lazy to really search around on the site, could somebody please fill me in on what in all's gone down here? So... Um.. Yeah..

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.

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Video Game Chat / R.O.B. Robotic Operating Buddy

« on: July 16, 2003, 08:31:15 PM »

Guess what? My brother's girlfriend's family obviously owned one of these suckers, because today, she brought one over and said "Look what I've found!" So... Know any games for the little guy?

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.

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Site Discussion / Icons and Cursors....

« on: June 25, 2003, 07:38:04 PM »

I want to know, TMK staffers, if your still accepting icons and cursors.. I made a few. I have a Wario Ware set made(It's Wario's little yellow glove as a pointer), and am currently working on a Mario set. Interested?

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

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Mario Chat / Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros 3

« on: June 23, 2003, 06:38:50 PM »

According to the July issue of Tips and Tricks, SMA4 will NOT include Mario Bros Classic(and Battle), but will include Super Mario Bros! (with enhanced graphics, or so I read) HA! Something new is better than Mario Bros!

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

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Forum Games / The Smash Brothers Tournament

« on: June 11, 2003, 10:57:15 AM »

"Hello Video Game fans! This is Ken the Reporter here, live, at Princess Peach's castle where we are waiting for the combatants to arrive for the world biggest battle; Mario V.S. Link! While you folks have actually gotten to play a fight like this, you've never READ anything like this!"
  This is a fan fic I've wanted to write for a while. In a sort of WWE style story line, (complete with alliances and rivalries) I'll tell the ficticious account of SSB battles.(disguised as Ken the Reporter of course!)
This ISN'T in any way copying what sean has with his "write the fite" topic.

LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!!

Sorry.. I had to put that.

U.S. X-Box Controller- Doubles as an anchor for sea-worthy crafts.

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General Chat / Interesting new signature

« on: April 24, 2003, 07:51:26 PM »

Hmm.. It's seems I've caught WWII fever(no, I'm not sick, Ive just become really interested in the war) and have decided to use my all-time favorite World War II based(and I use this term loosly) game, Wolfenstein 3d's 3rd episode, as my signature. Die, Fuhrer, DIE!!

CONGRATULATIONS!
The absolute incarnation of evil, Adolf Hitler, lies in a pool of his own blood. His wrinkled, crimson splattered visage still strains, a jagged- toothed rictus trying to cry out. Insane even in death. Your lips pinched in bitter victory, you kick his head off his remains and spit on his corpse.
-Wolfenstein 3d, 3rd Episode

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Forum Games / Trying To Not Make Sense

« on: April 18, 2003, 06:29:52 PM »

RULES-
Try your very hardest to put a single character in the weirdest situation that they could get into while keeping it as out-landish as possible.
Keep it clean. I hate when people go "and then they did it!" and completely screw the story up.
I'll start!
One day, Mario was walking down a sidewalk. Just as he rounded the block, a giant Swedish meat ball jumped out of a bush beside him and grabbed him with it's drooling ground chuck!!(By the way, I realize that this is similar to that of the Ed, Edd n' Eddy episode)

Once, I saw a flower, and I picked it, and I smiled, and I ran, and I skipped, and then I fell, and I cried. But then I saw the flower again so I picked it up and I smiled and I ran and...

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Forum Games / The Complete Story of Barney

« on: April 12, 2003, 10:08:02 PM »

Hey, and welcome! I haven't much experience with the Story Boards, so I figured I'd try something fairly simple.
RULES
-Post absolute randomness(Random thoughts, actions, or spoken diolouge that sounds funny that will be preformed by characters) But since I don't want a new character every post(not saying you can't add them, just try to space it out) so I'm compiling a list of characters that reflect people I know(friends, family, etc. This is the kind of people I want if you introduce new ones)
Note: Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
-Keep things tasteful. You know what I mean. Keep the swearing mild, and Do NOT make the characters do "it". Okay, now your ready for...
The Big Ol' List of Characters:
Barney- Main Character, but not always the brightest. Not at all related to Barney from the Simpsons.*Belch!*
Larry- Barney's older, meaner brother, who has hearing problem
Lemmy- Barney's best friend, kinda wierd.
Fig-Newton- Barney's brainiac friend, who's kinda wimpy
Momma- Barney's mother. Takes Barney's side(most of the time)
Poppa- Barney's father. Always is trying him to do a nonsensical chore
Mario- Mario(now do you realy think I could have a topic without having Mario), who appears randomly to give Barney emotional support
Chippy- Barney's ivisible pet hampster
Frank- Crazy old bus driver, takes Barney to school. Always has the song "Highway to Hell" playing when driving to the school
Westmor HS- Barney's school, located somewhere in central Ohio
Westmor Knight- Westmor HS's mascot
Westmor Football Team- Westmor's loser football team who haven't won a football game in over 3 years
Westmor Marching Band- Pride of Westmor, the only thing thats good at Westmor.
Coach Less- Football coach. Sorta rotund
Mr. Whatsisname- The marching band director, who ocasionally substitutes for other teachers
Coach Wiesenhiemer- Arse-hole coach of the football team, and Barney's History teacher
Hmmm... Thats all the characters I can make up right now without using anybody's real name. Okay! Now, for all you people still with me, writing the actuall story!! Yipee!

On the first monday of the third week in the eight month of the 2000 and third year Barney, the main character, was getting ready for going back to school.(Yep, this takes place in the future) He is sitting in the band room of Westmor High with his friends and band-mates, awaiting the arrival of their constantly late band director.

Barney- Man, this sucks! School's starting in a month.
Lemmy- Yeah. Summer vacations almost through. If I had a time machine I go back to the day school let out for summer break!
Fig-Newton(FN)- Aw, c'mon guys! It isn't so bad! Besides, if you really want to have fun, I suggest we build the time machine you suggested...
Lemmy- Really!? You can do that!? Cool! Get to work brainiac!
FN- Hey!! Stop pushing me! AHH! What are you doing!? Were gonna be late for band!!
Barney- As much as I hate staying at this school, I think he's right. We sould probably get back to the band room. Mr. Whatisname should be here any minute.
Lemmy- Hey! Whose side are you on!?
Barney- Both. Now get in here!

Barney shoves his friends back in the band room. Just as he convences Lemmy to wait untill after practice to further inquire about Fig-Newton building a time machine, Mr. Whatsisname walks into the band room gasping for breath.

Barney- What happened to you?
Mr. Whatsisname- *Huff* My car *Puff* broke down, and I had *gasp* to push it here!
Lemmy- Don't you have a cell phone? Why didn't you call a tow truck?
Mr. W- I *pant* forgot to *Huff* recharge it last night.
Lemmy- Ah.
Barney- That sucks.

Mr. W walks to the front of the room.

Mr. W- Arright people! We got a lotta work ahead of us if were gonna be ready for the Football game on Friday!

Througout the course of the day, the Band works hard on learning the drills to "Pretty Woman", "Wooly Bully", and "Great Balls of Fire".

Lemmy- Stupid Freshmen! Don't they know how to march!?
Barney- Thats why they can't. Because the're Freshmen.
Lemmy- They really need to learn how! Why when I was there age, I knew all the drills by heart!!
Barney- That's because you only moved three whole steps in each drill last year, you dope.
Lemmy- ....Shut up.

After two hours, they finally get "Pretty Woman" down pat and it is now time for the lunch break.

Barney- Gosh, finally 12:OO!!
Lemmy- Whew!! The sun is hot!
FN- Maybe you shouldn't have wore your black LOTR shirt.
Lemmy- Ahh, Shad up! Say, this one time at band camp...
Barney- Don't even start that crap!
Lemmy- Lighten up willya? I was only joking.
Barney- You don't know how many times I heard that line last year.
FN- It was somewhere in between 5,000,000 times and 4,550,000 times, right?
Barney- Yeah. somewhere in between those numbers..

The three finish their lunch with about 10 minutes to spare. The rest of the band practice consisted of practicing the actual music the band would play during the show. Its now 4:00 P.M. Quitin' Time.

Barney- Finally! Well I'll see you guys later. Bye!
Lemmy- Later!
FN- iAdios, amigos!
While on the way home, Barney and his mom have a nice chat.

Momma- So... How was band.
Barney- Pretty easy. The freshmen kept messing up though.
Momma- Well the're new. Give 'em a brake.

Later while at home..

Larry- Hey, there you little goof.
Barney- Hey. Whats up?
Larry- Huh?
Barney- WHATS UP!?
Larry- I just came to see my favorite little brother.
Barney- I'm your only little brother.
Larry- Right.. Hey can I borrow $20?
Barney- What for?
Larry- Your big bro has a date! Don't wanna look cheap!
Barney- Ohh... You not gonna buy her something from the 99 cent menu at McDonalds?
Larry- Shut up!
Barney- Ok, but I need it back. I'm still saving for the SP.
Larry- The what P?
Barney- Sigh... SP!!
Larry- Oh.

As his brother leaves, Barney decides to play video games. An extended play on Mario Bros keeps him up till 11:00.

Barney- Acck! I better get to sleep so I can get up early for band tommorow!
He then shuts the game off and turns out the light and goes to sleep not knowing what the next day might have in store for him...

Wow! I didn't think I could think of all that story. It sorta came out like the Mario's High School Days story! Cool!

Mama Mia! 'Samatta you?!

Edited by - Dairy King on 4/12/2003 9:14:49 PM

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Site Discussion / Waiting for Deezer to update Fan Art section....

« on: April 06, 2003, 11:36:49 AM »

I have 21 some files worhty of being in the Fan Art section, and am waiting for the message on the main page to say: "Finally updated the Fanart Section." What a joyous day that shall be!!

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Mario Chat / Super Smash Bros Advance

« on: March 25, 2003, 06:52:15 PM »

Wouldn't that just make you wet your pants? I know I would. Think of it.... Ahh.... Mario VS Link... Portable!! And if Nintendo got really smart and made a second Smash Bros Melee, you could unlock special trophies, and hidden characters via the link cable.

I''''m not lazy! I''''m just... uhh...

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Mario Chat / Super Bluto Action Comics, A division of DcE Industries, needs your help!!

« on: March 04, 2003, 09:46:22 PM »

Ok ya'll. I'm in a bit of a jam here. My comic series(Super Bluto Action Comics) is in dire need of some new ideas... Of course you need to have knowledge of both the Dragon Ball Z Sagas, and Metal Gear Solid 1&2. A long, long time ago,(sometime this past summer) My brother, Daniel, my friend Chris and I were on a "camping"(sleeping in Chris's parents van's floor at a campground) trip, and decided it would be humorous to start a comic. Daniel started the comic with a pudgy man Named Bluto(or Brutus, from the Popeye cartoons) walking down a street. The nex panel was him falling down a manhole. That took up one page.(he then landed and said "ouch.")The next page Daniel, and I could not understand what Chris had drew, so we asked him. He told us that Bluto was in a hospital and had a doctor with a hook for a hand. A phone sitting by Bluto's bed started ringing, and at the same time Bluto's heart moniter thingy did the solid line thing meaning his heart had stopped. The doctor was to busy answering the phone to notice Bluto dying. Thus, this scene was dubbed "Crazy Dream" Next page Bluto found himself waking up on a bench. He found his hat(sailor hat) full of change, and a bum walks up and claims it as his. The bum starts punching Bluto and performs a fighting move entitled "Burning Bum Fist". Bluto is unscathed. He procedes to pummel the bum. Two more bums pop up out of garbage cans(evil? Yes, but David likes it too!!). Bluto grabs them and sits on them. He then starts stomping them. As he raises his foot, a grenade falls under his foot. He stomps it and it blows up. You then see Santa Claus saying "ho ho ho! Someone is being a bad boy!!" He then whips out a bazooka and blasts Bluto. Bluto is crouching on the ground and Santa is laughing at him. Bluto then says "Looks like it's time to go Super Sailor"(A bit of  DBZ humor added from Daniel) and blast Santa with an Atomic Anchor. Santa then blasts Bluto with a Candy Cane Cannon and KOs him. Then Popeye appears, eats Spinich, and goes midevil on Santa's hiney. His arms turn into big ol' mallets of some kind. He smashes Santa flat. His arms fall off from the weight. Bluto then Smushes Santa whith a Atomic Anchor (again) and the end. Series two was our more serious approach to comic drawing.(it was about as serious as a convention of clowns) It follows Bluto's exploits to Microsoft's HQ in Washington. The story was similar to Metal Gear Solid 2 except Bluto was to investigate about evil robots at the HQ. He is captured and then Brought before Bill Gates himself. He then escapes and meets a mysterious Ninja. Bluto confronts Bill Gates and his newly created weapon of mass destruction, Microsoft Gear X. Bluto is told about why Gates lures him to the HQ, and is reunited with his father, B&W Bluto(from the old Popey cartoons). They then destroy MSGX and Bluto is sent a picture of Nintendo's customer service logo on one of it's panels. And now, for those of you who are still paying attention, your part!! Help me write the rest of the third comic! Heres whats happened so far.
Bluto-Hiya! Good to see ya! I wish I could stay and chat but I have another mission to go on. Not sure wht all the hulibaloo is? Here watch this video.
*inserts video in VCR*
Santa-Welcome Bluto. I trust you remember me.
Bluto-GATES?!
Santa-No. I'm Santa. We need your help. If you recall you recieved a photo of the Nintendo CSL on one of MSGX's panels. Well now we have a mission for you. We'll be sending Redmond, WA, location of Nintendo HQ. We recieved information of a high powered nuclear weapon of mass destruction. It's up to you to stop sevelopement of that weapon. Is that clear?
Bluto-Crystal, Sir.
Santa-So you're accepting?
Bluto-Nope!!
Santa-TROOPS!! FALL IN!!
*three evil looking elves walk in.*
elf 1-He he!
elf 2-ha ha!
elf 3-uhhh.... what they said.
Santa-ATTACK!!!
Bluto-EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*Elves run towards Bluto, with candy cane weapons drawn. Tape stops.*
Bluto-well, to make a long story short, they said to go on the mission or die. I chose death, but they forced me to go. Oh well.
*Bluto flys from the ground*
Bluto-Here I go!
*Later, at Nintendo HQ, Bluto lands. He walks in the door, and sees a hall. One way is labled "Games" the other "Game Dev." and a door labled "TOP SECRET". Bluto runs through the door and is clobbered on the head with a 2x4 weilding Monkey. Another monkey appears and blasts the 2x4 monkey with a bazooka. He then launche a whole bunch of missles! Then you see Bluto standing in front of an arcade machine.*
Bluto-DARN!! And I blew my last quater on candy!! Oh well, back to work.
*Bluto then follows a series of signs pointing him towards the weapons dev. finally he collapses, after climbing up a large flight of stairs, in a scene from Super Mario Bros.(heres why this is here.) Mario comes along and accidentally stomps Bluto's head.
Mario-Whoops. Sorry. I didn't see you there.
Bluto-I'm looking for the Weapons Dev. Room. Do you know where it is?
*Mario grab Bluto and covers his mouth.*
Mario-Shhhhhh!!!
Bluto-MMPH!!
Mario- I can show you where that is. Follow me!!
Bluto-Oh Boy!!
Mario-If you need to contact me, my codec frequncy is 140.96. Got it? Now I'll take you to Weapons Dev.
*Mario leads Bluto into an underground cave.*
Mario-There it is... Microsoft Gear X 2..
Bluto- -_-;
Mario-I have a copy of the blueprint for MSGX2. If you need to know anything about it, call me.
Bluto-But why is Nintendo developing weapons for Microsoft? I thought you guys were rivals!!
Mario-Well.... It happened shortly after the collapse of the MS(Microsoft) Building. Mr Myamoto, who is considered a god in the video game biz, was on his way to pay us at NOA a visit, when some goons from Microsoft kidnapped him. The set out a ransom for him. We would develope weapons for them in return for Myamoto. We, of course, had no choice. Nintendo started weapons productions on September 7th, 2002. But MS never kept up  their end of the deal!!! Mr. Myamoto is still being held hostage!!
BEEP! BEEP!
                                 Call
                             Press Select
Bluto-Bluto here. Who is this?
???-I know where Mr. Myamoto is being held..
Bluto-Who is this?!
???-He is being held in the basement of MS HQ.
Bluto-IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B&W Bluto-Just call me..... B&W Bluto...
Bluto-You mean from the Microsoft Building incident?
Mr. G-Mr. G, then.
Bluto-Who is this?
Mr. G-Lets just say.. I'm one of your fans...

Whew!!! Well have fun!! If I like what you add I will tell you "ok, I'll try to work that in.". If I hate it, I'll say "Next!" When its finished, maybe we can work on Super Bluto Comics Episode 4!!
I am currently working on-
Super Bluto Action Comics-Ep. 1 Bluto, the Chewy Beauty(Revision)
Super Bluto Action Comics-Ep. 2 Ledgend of the Super Sailor(Revision)
Super Bluto Action Comics-Ep. 3 Think N
The Super Cool, Realy Neat Adventures of Randomly Selected People

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/22/2003 1:56:21 PM

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Video Game Chat / Animal Crossing Trading List

« on: February 14, 2003, 10:41:17 PM »

Hey... You know what would be cool? If all of us helped each other out with furniture sets 'n all that jazz! Like I'll say: "Hey, So-and-So! Do you have any items from say, the cabin theme?" And So-and-So might say back: "No, but I do have a Cannon! Do you want that?". And I might say in reply: "Hey thanks, but I already have one." Y'know, like trading baseball cards.(a hobby thatI show no intrest in. Weird, no? I perfer toys, thank-you.)I'll get things started. I am David. I live in Crackton. Anyone have any idea if there is a Mario style wallpaper that matches the SMB stuff they have? If so, do you want to trade?

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!

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Mario Chat / Has anyone here downloaded and watched that Mario Fanfilm?

« on: January 21, 2003, 03:17:25 PM »

Just curious. I want to know if it's worth my time to download.(I have a slow connection in which it takes me about 3 hours to download a 4 minute video)

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