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« on: February 24, 2008, 01:27:43 AM »
To play as birdo
press up down right left left (when mario's head pops up) on the d-pad. now make mario run up to any tree and then yell at your n64 and beat it with a lobster then yell "I will smack you with worse things" the N64 then will say, "dude what are doing?" now take a tennis racket and smack the n64 rapidly till the n64 yells out "what do you want?" then say "just let me play as birdo!" bang your head against the floor as hard as much as you can with out getting a concusion then yell out "I can replace you with this!" then show your DS to the n64 and play SM64DS on it. scream light yourself on fire and throw yourself out a window, (make sure the window is closed) in the confusion go back to your room and tell your n64 "I will feed you to canadian spider monkeys!" The n64 will say you know what, fine you can play as one of birdo's closes friends, Mario. You say, "cool" and sit down and play.