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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #435 on: June 22, 2011, 12:08:50 AM »
>change pants

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #436 on: June 22, 2011, 12:10:12 AM »
You take some change out of your pockets.  There is a total of twenty-eight cents, which you add to your inventory.

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"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #437 on: June 22, 2011, 01:14:31 AM »
>Buy some peptic bismuth.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Weegee

« Reply #438 on: June 22, 2011, 06:13:32 AM »
You walk to the Ye Olde Apothecary and purchase a flask of the fabled pink elixir known as peptic bismuth. It's just like brand-name stuff, but costs half as much. Both your stomach and your wallet are relieved.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #439 on: June 22, 2011, 08:07:18 AM »
>Purchase clean raiments at the haberdasher's.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #440 on: June 22, 2011, 10:19:18 AM »
You buy a hat.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #441 on: June 22, 2011, 11:09:58 AM »
>Adorn self with hat as it were pantaloons.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #442 on: June 22, 2011, 11:47:49 AM »
You kick holes in the hat and wear it on your lower body. It looks like what a man in the 1950s might have imagined future underwear to look like.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #443 on: June 22, 2011, 12:50:50 PM »
>Stroll.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #444 on: June 22, 2011, 01:38:06 PM »
You take a walk through the city and come to the S bridge. As you try to cross it you meet the S troll who lives beneath it. He has brittle yellow teeth, pale skin, tattered rags for clothes and a blue baseball cap with a design made to look like Captain America's shield on it.

"Ohohohohoho" says the S troll. "Out on a stroll, are you?"

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Weegee

« Reply #445 on: June 22, 2011, 02:13:32 PM »
Respond, "Yea verily."
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #446 on: June 22, 2011, 05:20:21 PM »
The S troll has no class and doesn't know what that means. "Whatchu say, fancy pants?"

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #447 on: June 23, 2011, 06:29:44 AM »
>Assault his reproductive organs with my patella.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

A

« Reply #448 on: June 25, 2011, 11:46:35 PM »
You knee him in the crotch, but he does not react. Perhaps his species keeps its gonads somewhere else?

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"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #449 on: June 26, 2011, 01:48:14 AM »
>Sink to his level
No! I don't want that!
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