Author Topic: Lemony nitendos: a series of unfortinate events (Read 6930 times)

Luigi #98 · « **on:** December 31, 2004, 07:16:23 PM »

Edited by - Luigi #98 on 1/1/2005 10:44:52 AM

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 01, 2005, 09:49:32 AM »

Edited by - Luigi #98 on 1/1/2005 10:45:23 AM

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 01, 2005, 10:31:19 AM »

To be honest, this is really stupid. And swearing (even if one letter's censored) will get you banned... again.

I am feeling fat, and sassy!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 1/1/2005 8:33:25 AM

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2005, 11:20:33 PM »

....Again..?

You better not mess with me or I''ll give you one serious cow lick.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2005, 04:06:26 PM »

What the? I was ready to write in this one because of it's awesome title but all the previous brilliant prose is erased! I shall restart it on my own, mayhap.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2005, 08:09:22 PM »

Sorry, I thought it so stupid I didn't want it to be read again.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2005, 10:58:05 PM »

Stupid is the proper tone for this story. I wouldn't have it any other way. Do you want to restart, or shall I?

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2005, 09:28:03 AM »

go ahead

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2005, 07:45:39 PM »

Lemony nitendos was on his deathbed. He had lived a good life (or at least an eventful one) and was now about to close his eyes for the last time. As he lay there, almost in a dream, his life seemed to start over. Over to right before the very first unfortinate event happened.

His birth.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2005, 04:29:13 AM »

You know, Luigi #98, that could have been a very good story. Maybe Mario, Peach, Luigi and Daisy, along with their family pet, Yoshi, could be sent to the evil Count Kamek, while the Koopa Kids plus Bowser Jr could be sent to the kindly but short-sighted Toad Toad.

Stupid, but it's an idea.

Hey-- wait! This is my 50th post! YAHOO! I'm-a Luigi Simpson, number one!

Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 1/18/2005 2:29:58 AM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2005, 10:57:22 PM »

Lemony nitendos looked around, taking in his first view of the world. "IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING THE REST OF YOU WITH ME!" a policeman screamed, and busted down the door. The bartender hid and polished his glasses. The next thing Lemony nitendos knew, he was flying through the air and singing a song. No one knew what the song was about since he couldn't form words yet. What happened next was the most unfortinate event yet: He landed on the piano and began to play "Wabash Cannonball"!

"Donâ€™t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #11 on:** January 26, 2005, 03:40:05 AM »

Hey Luigi Simpson, "I'm-a Luigi Simpson, number one!" would make a great sig for ya.

Yes, I have common sense. I''m just stupid.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2005, 12:25:08 AM »

Thanks, MarlieMoo14! I shall change it immediately!

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2005, 03:10:58 PM »

alright, this is just stupid. It's goin on and on aboot somethings that's already gotten rid of. If you're gonna restart this Lizard dude, please start another topic.

Now then, can someone just close this already?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2005, 11:31:44 PM »

It was a rather poor arrangement, so the crowd got antsy and started making soda pop. One crowd member (Henrico P. Henrico) added too much carbon before activating the Soda-matic and caused a small-scale explosion located precicely on Lemony nitendos's coordinates. unfortinately this caused Lemony to age by a factor of 5.

He found himself to be 9 years young.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€