Author Topic: Mario meets the simpsons (Read 2345 times)

Luigi #98 · « **on:** January 14, 2005, 06:39:50 PM »

Homer: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! MARGE!!!!!!! ALIENS!!!!!
Marge: Where's Bart Homey?
Homer: D'oh! Well let's go on an island paradise vacation!!

meanwhile

Luigi: So why did we decide to travle by boat? To get in a shipwreck? huh? EEP! I spoke too soon.

?:Hey who are freaks?! Wake up you stupid midgets!! And whos the one with the donut on their head?!
?: Homey!! They just got in a shipwreck! Besides that's no way to treat People! huh? Lisa! Where did you come from?!
?: well, I snuck into the car so I could go to the island too....
Yoshi: Yooo... Wahhwahhwahhh!!!! Yoshi!!!!
Mario: uuuhhhhh......
Luigi: ummuuphphph.... huhph? *he was stuck in the sand*
Peach: eemmmm....
Toad: eemmmffummm....
Homer: About fricken time!!!!
Mr.Burns: about time I got here!!!! *he pulled out a chainsaw* How dare you leave work Huber!!!!
Homer: Oh yeah!!!! You're the one I threw into the springfield lake so I could get away!!!! Oh yeah and my name's Homer!!!!
Marge: Isn't that your boss Homer?! He'll fire you and then we won't get paid!!!!
Homer: Yep!!!! That's just my stinking old stupid boss Mr. Burns!!!!
Burns: How dare you!!!! *he triggered the electric chainsaw*
Homer: Monty's an old hag! Monty's an old hag! Come and get me you stupid bald old coon!!!!
Burns: RRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE !!!!
Homer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY IT'S HOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burns: DIE HUBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer: HOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURNS: DIE HOMER!!!!!!!!
Luigi: who's the stupid freak?
Peach: Luigi!!!!

[This is getting out of hand...]

Edited by - Suffix on 2/10/2005 5:01:14 PM

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 15, 2005, 09:24:40 AM »

Burns: SMITHERS!!!!!!!! TAKE CARE OF THE FAT ONE!!!!!!!! ARREST THE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! DOLT!!!! uuuuuuuuggggggghgggguuuuuuhjjjjhhhjgh.....................................................
Luigi: That was easy. *takes the chainsaw and kills smithers*
Homo: Heh!! I could of done that! And my name's Homer!

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2005, 03:00:49 PM »

LOL

Man, this is funny! :D

Yes, I have common sense. I''m just stupid.

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2005, 07:04:01 PM »

Luigi: So what do you freaks need?
Homer: Shut up stupid!! This vacation is only!!
Marge: Homey!!
Homer: Oh yeah right, we're looking for Bart Simpson. Do know who he is?
Luigi: no.
Homer:D'oh!

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2005, 05:26:27 PM »

Bart: uuuhhhhhhh........ huh? WHA?! huh? YIPE! you're....!
meanwhile....
?, ?, and ?: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!
?: Falcon here!! ( hands ? a beam sword)
?: Fox! BEHIND YOU! (shoots lazer gun)
?(the one with the beam sword): bring it you over grown monkey....HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.K.: KONG KRUSH LITTLE MAN!!!!
K.K.: KING KONG CRUSH!!!!
G.Bowser: BOWSER BURN LITTLE MEN!!!!
Mutated Mewtwo: DIE!!!!
Fox: FALCO!!!! GET THE POKE BALL!!!!
alright.... this match part is an RPG. You probably guessed who the unknowns are. C.Falcon, Fox, and Falco. I call fox. everyone who joins, the first three must choose between the characters that are there except for luigi or any other audience character part of the story. we choose three. I call fox, itchy, and scratchy. scratch that you can be anyone you except for the story characters. One lucky winner will have one of thier three characters transported right into my story!!

hey how bout this!! In the stories we create some parts can rpgs. maybe not one big rpg itself but part of can be one.

hint: about the story characters( caped luigi, mario, bartman, pieman, ect. catchin' on?)

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2005, 06:36:02 PM »

Fox:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giga.B.: LITTLE MAN BURN!!!!
Falco gets the poke ball but mewtwo uses his shadowball to destroy it!!!! Then uses telekiniesis upgrade to lauch a SILENT BLAST to to get Falco on the ground and cold out!!!!
C.Falcon uses his falcon punch on Giga.B. but it has no effect!!!! Then Neo and Ghost jump in and use thier matrix abilities!!!! But Mecha King Kong joins in!!!! A plan is quikly scheduled a plan.
Ghost and Neo vs. mecha King Kong
Bartman and GroundsKeeperWillie VS.D.K.
Yoshi grabs a super omega meaga ultimate mushroom making him as big as Giga.B.!!!!
Yoshi vs. Giga Bowser (dino vs. dino)
Fox C.Falcon vs. Mewtwo
Homer super raged (becomes super huge)(K.K. ate his donut)vs. King Kong

Homer: Everyone!!!! WAIT UNTIL I'M THROUGH AND THEN YOU CAN ALL FIGHT AT ONCE!!!! BUT RIGHT NOW I WANT A DUEL!!!!
(a W.W.E. ring falls from the sky)
*DING!**DING!**DING!*
HOMER: HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
K.K.: AAAAAAAAOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marge: Backout Homey!!!!
Homer: NO!!!! I don't wanna be a laughing stock showing my face around!!!!
Marge: if he doesn't back out he won't even have one to show....
Homer: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King KOng: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROARRGHHHHHHHGGGGUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*they run torward eachother*
BAM!!!!
Homer: D'OH!!!!
K.K..: AAAHH!!!! AARRG!!!!
Homer: DOLT!!!! DAH!!!!
K.K.: GAUGHHGGGGHH!!!!
Homer: UUUULLHGGGHHHGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

(not too many people were joining so I thought I'd give the RPG one more chance after the match)

PaperMario2 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2005, 01:31:22 PM »

Good story!

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2005, 02:53:38 PM »

Homer: *pant* Stu*pant*pid *pant*pant* monkey....!! Huh? BOY!!
Bart: It's Bartman!!
Homer: Well if he's bartman then I'm.... PIEMAN ONCE AGAIN!!
Lisa: oh brother.
Homer: IT's PI....DOLT!!(got stomped on by K.K.)
Marge: HOMEY!!!!
Homer: I'm alright! huh? EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!
Bart: Looks like it's you and me now....

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2005, 11:28:26 PM »

Homer: Wait! I'm not done yet! Ha!!(steps on foot)
K.K.: *hopping in pain causes him to fall in a pit of lava*
Bart Like dude! That was so totally lame!
Marge: Wait! You're not bart!