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Forum Games / Re: Mario Hotel
« on: August 25, 2007, 05:53:25 PM »
The poop is taking over! *runs out the door*
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: August 25, 2007, 05:39:36 PM »
Oh great... I hate matrices...
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: August 24, 2007, 09:56:47 PM »
... The Pointless Topic! has gotten to where I can't even top the Pointlessness coming in. That's saying something.
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Paper Mario - GG style
« on: August 22, 2007, 07:52:20 PM »
It's okay, I know what you mean. ;)
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Forum Games / Re: The one-word story
« on: August 22, 2007, 07:37:18 PM »
David Bowie(names count as one word!)
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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game
« on: August 22, 2007, 07:30:45 PM »
^ I don't even know who Hot Hot Heat is.
< Listening to David Bowie... I think Dimentio's rubbing off on me...
v Wants me to do something.
< Listening to David Bowie... I think Dimentio's rubbing off on me...
v Wants me to do something.
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: August 22, 2007, 07:20:27 PM »
Whaaaaaat????? O_O;;;;;;;;
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Paper Mario - GG style
« on: August 19, 2007, 10:24:20 AM »
Thank you! *hugs you* My human version of Merlon looks like Sir Michael Gambon, so I had to stick the Dumbledore joke in there. XD
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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game
« on: August 18, 2007, 07:40:04 PM »
^ I just changed it. ^_^
< Has the Best of Bowie CD. *w00t w00t w00t*
v Is oh-so totally jealous.
< Has the Best of Bowie CD. *w00t w00t w00t*
v Is oh-so totally jealous.
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Forum Games / Re: The ^<v Game
« on: August 12, 2007, 01:16:47 PM »
^ Yes, I know how to play Minesweeper.
< Listening to David Bowie. |3 *dances*
v Hugs for you! 8D
< Listening to David Bowie. |3 *dances*
v Hugs for you! 8D
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Paper Mario - GG style
« on: August 10, 2007, 12:28:07 PM »
Now, I give you... the first part of chapter one! And please, people, someone say what you think of this. I worked hard on this.
On the other side of the red door was something Mario could not believe. It was a beautiful, grassy road with strange, polygonal trees and beautiful flowers. There were birds flitting peacefully from tree to tree. It was hard to believe that such a beautiful place could be accessed from a door at the top of a tower.
“Okay,” Tippi said. “I think we should find Bestovius now...”
Mario grinned. “Okay, let’s go.”
“By the way, you can use my power if you need help. I can see into the spirits of people and creatures... and also reveal hidden objects,” Tippi told him.
Mario headed off, taking care to jump over the first Goomba he saw, with Tippi closely following him. He jumped up and hit a block containing a Mushroom. He ate the Mushroom. He needed that. Soon, they came to a door that was barricaded on all sides by unbreakable blocks. To a doofus, it would seem impossible to get over. But Mario was no doofus. He found a block near the barricade, jumped on the block and used it to gain clearance over the barricade. Now there was only one problem: how to get to the door. Oh well, we’ll worry about that one later.
Soon, they came to a house. “This has to be Bestovius’s house,” Mario said. “It’s the only house here!” They went inside to find... nothing. No appliances, no furniture... nobody. “Helloooooo! Anyone home?” Mario called out, expecting that Bestovius(or whoever lived there) was hiding behind a section of wallpaper or something. “No one’s home,” he finally said.
“This is not an empty house,” Tippi muttered. “There’s something here, I can feel it...” She slowly closed her eyes. When she opened them, a beam of rainbow-colored light shot out of them and shone onto the wall. She looked around with her eye beams and saw a hidden door. When the beams dissipated, the door was still there. “Okay, let’s go in.”
“Wow, that’s really cool!” Mario exclaimed.
“Really?”
”Yeah.”
They went through the door. In the next room were things one would expect to find in someone’s house: a table, vases with flowers in them and a person. The person, however, was not what you’d expect. He was wearing one of the strangest hats you’ve ever seen, accompanied by glasses that made you think of Elton John, a red-and-yellow cloak thing and a mustache fuller than Mario’s own lip fuzz. He was also standing in a big pink cloud. Gotta be Bestovius, Mario thought.
“Hmmmmmmmmmmm? What is this meager mustache that stands before me?” the strange man, apparently Bestovius, said. “And how does it have the audacity to address my multi-colored glory? How did these flimsy whiskers detect my secret door...?” He then noticed what Mario was wearing. “Wait right there! Red shirt, conspicuous white gloves, jaunty cap... Hah!” he shouted. “You are garbed in the cloth of the hero of prophecy! You must be the great HERO...”
Mario smiled.
“...impersonator!”
Mario fell over.
“What a costume!” he chuckled. “You look like you leaped out of the pages of the Prognosticus!”
“But I always wear this...”
Tippi shook her head in disbelief. “This is Mario,” she told Bestovius. “He’s dressed like this because he is the hero. Merlon told us to find you...”
“Merlon?!!” Bestovius exclaimed. “Only his full-bodied beard rivals my hairy magnificence...” He thought for a bit. “Well, if Merlon believes you to be the hero, then you probably are. I think...”
“Yes, I am,” Mario reassured him.
Bestovius cleared his throat. “Well, then. As the ancient prophecy foretells, I, Bestovius, will bestow upon you the ancient secrets of dimensional flipping... for a nominal fee of 10000 coins!”
“WHAT?!!” Mario shouted. “10000 coins, you can’t be serious! No one has that much money!”
Tippi was also upset about this. “That’s preposterous! You can’t charge to teach the hero of the prophecy!”
“Why not?” Bestovius asked. “Even the great and splendiferous Bestovius has certain... expenditures.” He coughed. “Why should the hero get the world delivered to him on a well-garnished platter? These heroes think they can get away with shaking people down for free skills. A mere 10000 coins should be nothing for a hero of the universe. What do you say?”
Mario only had one thing to say to him. “No way, you greedy jerk.”
“I see,” Bestovius muttered. “So be it. I will settle for just taking all the coins in your pocket. Do we have a deal?”
“Oh all right,” Mario said. All the coins in his pocket didn’t sound half as bad as 10000 coins. He fished around in his right pocket(he never put anything useful in his left pocket) and pulled out 5 gold coins. He handed them to Bestovius, who snatched them away jealously.
“Scintillating! Let us begin!” After he had pocketed the coins, Bestovius moved closer to Mario. He raised his hands in the air and began to say the ancient incantation.
“Flimmidy flammidy flooom!
Diggidy daggidy dooom!
Zibbidy zabbidy zooom!
SHABOOOM!
FLIPPOW!”
With those words, rainbow-colored lights twirled and danced around Mario, finally absorbing themselves into his body. It felt kind of nice.
“There!” Bestovius exclaimed. “I, Bestovius, have granted you the ability to flip between dimensions. If you concentrate hard enough, you can slip between the very fabric of space and flip between 2D and 3D! Mind blowing, isn’t it?”
”Yeah, it’s totally awesome!” Mario said.
“You can use this ability to find hidden items and secret paths,” Bestovius continued. “But be careful. If you use your new ability for too long... to be blunt, you’ll get hurt.”
“Okay, I got it. Flip to find secrets, but if I flip for too long, I’ll get hurt. Thanks for the tip.” Mario turned to leave... but then he decided to test out his new ability. He closed his eyes and concentrated very hard on switching dimensions... then suddenly, he was seeing things in a way he hadn’t seen them before. He noticed that Bestovius was flatter than he had first seen him. He also saw three things lying on the floor; a block with a flame on it, a can full of some sort of milkshake-like mushroom juice and a shell similar to the ones Bowser’s forces would use in battle. Assuming that Bestovius wouldn’t have left them there if he didn’t want Mario to take them(and he assumed correctly), he picked them up and put them in his pocket. Then he and Tippi exited Bestovius’s house and went along their merry way.
Eventually, Mario and Tippi had returned to the barricaded door. “Okay,” Mario said. “How are we supposed to get around this thing?”
“Why don’t you try flipping? That might get us somewhere,” Tippi suggested.
“Good idea!” Mario replied. “Why didn’t I think of that?” So he flipped. He then saw that the barricade had three pieces: a pillar of blocks on the far left, a matching pillar on the far right and a floating bar of blocks up above. Mario walked through the huge gap the flip had revealed and entered the door.
On the other side, there was more grass and trees like before. One of the few differences was that there was a Koopa wearing sunglasses and spiked bracelets... and it was heading straight for Mario and Tippi. Acting more out of habit than thought, Mario jumped on the Koopa. Tonk! Plonk! He knocked the Koopa into its shell and kicked it forward. It struck the many enemies in its path, clearing the way for Mario to continue. Eventually, he came to some pipes. Nothing he hadn’t dealt with before, but these were some pretty tall pipes. Mario couldn’t jump over them. Luigi, maybe, but not Mario. So he decided to flip around them. It worked. Plus, he got a nice Mushroom out of it, which was nice. He then jumped over a Goomba and a small bottomless pit. Another pit was ahead, but it was much wider and could not be crossed by just jumping. So Mario flipped, hiked over a couple of hills in the background and went through the door on the other side... after stomping an errant Squig, of course.
The next area had some hills. Some very big hills. Again, Mario couldn’t jump over them, so he flipped past them. The first one was fine, but behind the second one was... a MOB of Squiglets!!! Crap, though Mario. How am I gonna get past all these Squiglets? Then he remembered the items he had found at Bestovius’s house, one of which was the flame block he was currently digging out of his pocket. Unlike most men would do, he read the instructions on the back of it:
Fire Burst
Shake vigorously
Throw at enemies
Get out of the way
Mario shook the Fire Burst, as it was called, and threw it at the mass of Squiglets. A gigantic fireball rose from the spot where the Fire Burst had landed. The smell of bacon hung in the air around that spot for days. He passed the fried Squiglets and went through the next door.
In the next area were a couple of Piranha Plants and a block. Mario jumped over the Piranha Plants and hit the block. Inside the block had been a shining star, a Mega Star, which bounced away after being released from the block. Knowing what Stars in blocks were usually capable of, Mario grabbed it. As soon as he did, he felt a familiar surge of energy through his body. He became invincible, while being supersized. It was similar to the Mega Mushroom from one of his previous adventures.
Some things never change.
With the power of the Mega Star, Mario rampaged through the remainder of the area, stomping Goombas, Koopas, Squiglets and Squigs along the way as the Mega Star’s power dissipated, which was expected since it’s not fair to be invincible forever.
On the other side of the red door was something Mario could not believe. It was a beautiful, grassy road with strange, polygonal trees and beautiful flowers. There were birds flitting peacefully from tree to tree. It was hard to believe that such a beautiful place could be accessed from a door at the top of a tower.
“Okay,” Tippi said. “I think we should find Bestovius now...”
Mario grinned. “Okay, let’s go.”
“By the way, you can use my power if you need help. I can see into the spirits of people and creatures... and also reveal hidden objects,” Tippi told him.
Mario headed off, taking care to jump over the first Goomba he saw, with Tippi closely following him. He jumped up and hit a block containing a Mushroom. He ate the Mushroom. He needed that. Soon, they came to a door that was barricaded on all sides by unbreakable blocks. To a doofus, it would seem impossible to get over. But Mario was no doofus. He found a block near the barricade, jumped on the block and used it to gain clearance over the barricade. Now there was only one problem: how to get to the door. Oh well, we’ll worry about that one later.
Soon, they came to a house. “This has to be Bestovius’s house,” Mario said. “It’s the only house here!” They went inside to find... nothing. No appliances, no furniture... nobody. “Helloooooo! Anyone home?” Mario called out, expecting that Bestovius(or whoever lived there) was hiding behind a section of wallpaper or something. “No one’s home,” he finally said.
“This is not an empty house,” Tippi muttered. “There’s something here, I can feel it...” She slowly closed her eyes. When she opened them, a beam of rainbow-colored light shot out of them and shone onto the wall. She looked around with her eye beams and saw a hidden door. When the beams dissipated, the door was still there. “Okay, let’s go in.”
“Wow, that’s really cool!” Mario exclaimed.
“Really?”
”Yeah.”
They went through the door. In the next room were things one would expect to find in someone’s house: a table, vases with flowers in them and a person. The person, however, was not what you’d expect. He was wearing one of the strangest hats you’ve ever seen, accompanied by glasses that made you think of Elton John, a red-and-yellow cloak thing and a mustache fuller than Mario’s own lip fuzz. He was also standing in a big pink cloud. Gotta be Bestovius, Mario thought.
“Hmmmmmmmmmmm? What is this meager mustache that stands before me?” the strange man, apparently Bestovius, said. “And how does it have the audacity to address my multi-colored glory? How did these flimsy whiskers detect my secret door...?” He then noticed what Mario was wearing. “Wait right there! Red shirt, conspicuous white gloves, jaunty cap... Hah!” he shouted. “You are garbed in the cloth of the hero of prophecy! You must be the great HERO...”
Mario smiled.
“...impersonator!”
Mario fell over.
“What a costume!” he chuckled. “You look like you leaped out of the pages of the Prognosticus!”
“But I always wear this...”
Tippi shook her head in disbelief. “This is Mario,” she told Bestovius. “He’s dressed like this because he is the hero. Merlon told us to find you...”
“Merlon?!!” Bestovius exclaimed. “Only his full-bodied beard rivals my hairy magnificence...” He thought for a bit. “Well, if Merlon believes you to be the hero, then you probably are. I think...”
“Yes, I am,” Mario reassured him.
Bestovius cleared his throat. “Well, then. As the ancient prophecy foretells, I, Bestovius, will bestow upon you the ancient secrets of dimensional flipping... for a nominal fee of 10000 coins!”
“WHAT?!!” Mario shouted. “10000 coins, you can’t be serious! No one has that much money!”
Tippi was also upset about this. “That’s preposterous! You can’t charge to teach the hero of the prophecy!”
“Why not?” Bestovius asked. “Even the great and splendiferous Bestovius has certain... expenditures.” He coughed. “Why should the hero get the world delivered to him on a well-garnished platter? These heroes think they can get away with shaking people down for free skills. A mere 10000 coins should be nothing for a hero of the universe. What do you say?”
Mario only had one thing to say to him. “No way, you greedy jerk.”
“I see,” Bestovius muttered. “So be it. I will settle for just taking all the coins in your pocket. Do we have a deal?”
“Oh all right,” Mario said. All the coins in his pocket didn’t sound half as bad as 10000 coins. He fished around in his right pocket(he never put anything useful in his left pocket) and pulled out 5 gold coins. He handed them to Bestovius, who snatched them away jealously.
“Scintillating! Let us begin!” After he had pocketed the coins, Bestovius moved closer to Mario. He raised his hands in the air and began to say the ancient incantation.
“Flimmidy flammidy flooom!
Diggidy daggidy dooom!
Zibbidy zabbidy zooom!
SHABOOOM!
FLIPPOW!”
With those words, rainbow-colored lights twirled and danced around Mario, finally absorbing themselves into his body. It felt kind of nice.
“There!” Bestovius exclaimed. “I, Bestovius, have granted you the ability to flip between dimensions. If you concentrate hard enough, you can slip between the very fabric of space and flip between 2D and 3D! Mind blowing, isn’t it?”
”Yeah, it’s totally awesome!” Mario said.
“You can use this ability to find hidden items and secret paths,” Bestovius continued. “But be careful. If you use your new ability for too long... to be blunt, you’ll get hurt.”
“Okay, I got it. Flip to find secrets, but if I flip for too long, I’ll get hurt. Thanks for the tip.” Mario turned to leave... but then he decided to test out his new ability. He closed his eyes and concentrated very hard on switching dimensions... then suddenly, he was seeing things in a way he hadn’t seen them before. He noticed that Bestovius was flatter than he had first seen him. He also saw three things lying on the floor; a block with a flame on it, a can full of some sort of milkshake-like mushroom juice and a shell similar to the ones Bowser’s forces would use in battle. Assuming that Bestovius wouldn’t have left them there if he didn’t want Mario to take them(and he assumed correctly), he picked them up and put them in his pocket. Then he and Tippi exited Bestovius’s house and went along their merry way.
Eventually, Mario and Tippi had returned to the barricaded door. “Okay,” Mario said. “How are we supposed to get around this thing?”
“Why don’t you try flipping? That might get us somewhere,” Tippi suggested.
“Good idea!” Mario replied. “Why didn’t I think of that?” So he flipped. He then saw that the barricade had three pieces: a pillar of blocks on the far left, a matching pillar on the far right and a floating bar of blocks up above. Mario walked through the huge gap the flip had revealed and entered the door.
On the other side, there was more grass and trees like before. One of the few differences was that there was a Koopa wearing sunglasses and spiked bracelets... and it was heading straight for Mario and Tippi. Acting more out of habit than thought, Mario jumped on the Koopa. Tonk! Plonk! He knocked the Koopa into its shell and kicked it forward. It struck the many enemies in its path, clearing the way for Mario to continue. Eventually, he came to some pipes. Nothing he hadn’t dealt with before, but these were some pretty tall pipes. Mario couldn’t jump over them. Luigi, maybe, but not Mario. So he decided to flip around them. It worked. Plus, he got a nice Mushroom out of it, which was nice. He then jumped over a Goomba and a small bottomless pit. Another pit was ahead, but it was much wider and could not be crossed by just jumping. So Mario flipped, hiked over a couple of hills in the background and went through the door on the other side... after stomping an errant Squig, of course.
The next area had some hills. Some very big hills. Again, Mario couldn’t jump over them, so he flipped past them. The first one was fine, but behind the second one was... a MOB of Squiglets!!! Crap, though Mario. How am I gonna get past all these Squiglets? Then he remembered the items he had found at Bestovius’s house, one of which was the flame block he was currently digging out of his pocket. Unlike most men would do, he read the instructions on the back of it:
Fire Burst
Shake vigorously
Throw at enemies
Get out of the way
Mario shook the Fire Burst, as it was called, and threw it at the mass of Squiglets. A gigantic fireball rose from the spot where the Fire Burst had landed. The smell of bacon hung in the air around that spot for days. He passed the fried Squiglets and went through the next door.
In the next area were a couple of Piranha Plants and a block. Mario jumped over the Piranha Plants and hit the block. Inside the block had been a shining star, a Mega Star, which bounced away after being released from the block. Knowing what Stars in blocks were usually capable of, Mario grabbed it. As soon as he did, he felt a familiar surge of energy through his body. He became invincible, while being supersized. It was similar to the Mega Mushroom from one of his previous adventures.
Some things never change.
With the power of the Mega Star, Mario rampaged through the remainder of the area, stomping Goombas, Koopas, Squiglets and Squigs along the way as the Mega Star’s power dissipated, which was expected since it’s not fair to be invincible forever.
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: August 10, 2007, 10:57:38 AM »
Where did Godzilla get that hat??? XD
IS RUIJI-ZIRA! D:
IS RUIJI-ZIRA! D:
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Fan Creations / Re: TMK's Art Museum: Show us your stuff!
« on: August 09, 2007, 02:17:14 PM »
Hey, I saw a Super Paper Pokemon picture with a Count Mewtwo once! Where was it again...? Oh, here it is. :D
Now for my art...
Now for my art...
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Fan Creations / Re: TMK's Art Museum: Show us your stuff!
« on: August 08, 2007, 07:57:15 AM »
Pokemon... plus Super Paper Mario... equals... BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!
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