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Forum Games / Re: THE FLAMING BAG OF POO!!!!

« on: January 11, 2004, 05:51:07 PM »

Flaming Bag of Poo Part 2

The bag of poo mutated into a form that looked like Mario. Then it ran of to do dasterdly deeds.

We can''t tell you who we are. Or where we live. It''s too risky, and we''ve got to be careful. So we don''t trust anyone. Because if they find us...well, we just won''t let them find us. The thing you should know is that EVERYONE is in big trouble. Yeah. Even you.

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Mario Chat / Re: Welcome to Isle Delfino!

« on: January 11, 2004, 04:23:18 PM »

ANYBODY HERE?!?!?!?!?

We can''t tell you who we are. Or where we live. It''s too risky, and we''ve got to be careful. So we don''t trust anyone. Because if they find us...well, we just won''t let them find us. The thing you should know is that EVERYONE is in big trouble. Yeah. Even you.

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Forum Games / Re: The Story That Doesn't Make Any Sense

« on: January 11, 2004, 11:33:53 AM »

"Why are we here?" said Stupid. "Because I farted." said Stupider. "I am very smart. said Stupidest.

We can''t tell you who we are. Or where we live. It''s too risky, and we''ve got to be careful. So we don''t trust anyone. Because if they find us...well, we just won''t let them find us. The thing you should know is that EVERYONE is in big trouble. Yeah. Even you.

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Forum Games / Re: The Mario Horror Story.

« on: January 11, 2004, 11:22:01 AM »

Then a Shape Shifting Boo came along and transformed itself into... a Vampire Yoshi!!! But it turned out to be a good Boo and it ate all the Bad Boos. Then it said to the Mario Bros., "RUN!!! MORE WILL BE BACK SO RUN!!! RUN!!!"

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We can''t tell you who we are. Or where we live. It''s too risky, and we''ve got to be careful. So we don''t trust anyone. Because if they find us...well, we just won''t let them find us. The thing you should know is that EVERYONE is in big trouble. Yeah. Even you.

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Forum Games / Re: haiku story

« on: January 11, 2004, 11:00:13 AM »

Had to test...

Edited by - Markio on 5/6/2004 3:58:38 PM

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Forum Games / Re: The Pokemon/Anti-Yu-Gi-Oh! Story

« on: January 11, 2004, 10:45:01 AM »

Once upon a time, a girl named Kari, her Torchic, T.K., her Seedot, Nut, and her other Pokemon were doing their usual rooteen of trying to get people to battle her dad, Norman, at the Petalburg gym.

KARI: Come to the Petalburg gym and battle Norman !! Show him your skills!! Incintives for winning include the Balence Badge and TM 42, the move Facade!!

T.K.: Torchic! Torchic! (Battle Norman!)

NUT: Seedot! Seedot! (He is cool!)

But nobody was paying any attention. They were all busy looking at a store window filled with *gasp* YU-GI-OH! MERCHANDISE!!!!

KARI: WHAT?!?!? THIS IS INSANE!!! WHY WHOULD ANYBODY BUY YU-GI-OH! CRUD WHEN POKEMON IS SO MUCH BETTER?!?!?

T.K.: Torrr... (Grrrrr...)

NUT: See See Seedot!! (Let's kill Yu-Gi-Oh!!)

KARI: Good idea, Nut. But first I need to train you guys up a bit.

So Kari trained all her Pokemon. T.K. became a Blaziken, Nut, now Treeman, became a Shiftry, Wurmee, a Wurmple, became a Dustox and got its name changed to Dusty, Tidbit, a Poochyena, became a Mightyena, Biyomon, a Tailow, became a Swellow and Gazimon, a Whismer, became an Exploud and got its name changed to Etemon. They were ready to fight Yu-Gi-Oh!.

KARI: On the count of 3, 1, 2, 3!!!!!

T.K.: BLAZIKEN!!! (Blaze Kick!!!)

TREEMAN: SHIFTRY!!! TRY!!! (Nature Power!!! Swift!!!)

DUSTY: DUSTOX!!! (Toxic!!!)

TIDBIT: MIGHTYENA!!! (Crunch!!!)

BIYOMON: SWELLOW!!! (Aerial Ace!!!)

ETEMON: EXPLOUD!!! (Hyper Voice!!!)

Blaze Kick burned Yugi's legs. Nature Power (Swift) cut Yugi's arms. Toxic poisened Yugi and he got really sick. Crunch cracked Yugi's skull. Aerial Ace carried Yugi up and dropped him. And Hyper Voice busted his house down.

(NOTE: The next part is sorta from the movie "The Master of Disguise".)

KARI: Is he dead?

YUGI'S BODY: (very very big fart)

KARI AND POKEMON: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Yugi was dead and evryone was happy.

E-mail me at wejoje@msn.com and tell me how you liked my story!!!

We can''t tell you who we are. Or where we live. It''s too risky, and we''ve got to be careful. So we don''t trust anyone. Because if they find us...well, we just won''t let them find us. The thing you should know is that EVERYONE is in big trouble. Yeah. Even you.

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Forum Games / Re: The Kirby, Mario and Luigi story.

« on: January 11, 2004, 09:25:37 AM »

The tree was...ALIVE!!!!

MARIO: I'LL FIGHT THE TREE!!!!

LUIGI: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Oh no, I think I peed my pants! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

It turned out the tree was a very kind tree named Whispy Woods. He was even kind enough to let a small, pink, ball-like creature eat his apples.

MARIO: Awwwww, he's so cute! Hello there, little guy. What's your name? Luigi, can we keep him? Please?

LUIGI: What gets me is how it can eat so many apples and not get a big gut. It didn't work that way for Mario...

MARIO: What's that supposed to mean?

Then the "ball" noticed the Mario Bros. for the first time.

"BALL": Huh? Who are you two?

LUIGI: AHHHHHHHH!!!! THE BALL'S TALKING!!! DO SOMETHING, MARIO!!!!

Luigi jumped into Mario's arms like Scooby Doo jumps into Shaggy's arms on "Scooby Doo".

"BALL": Relax, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm Kirby.

MARIO: I'm Mario and this is Luigi.

LUIGI: Hello little talking ball thing.

KIRBY: Nice to meet you.

We can''t tell you who we are. Or where we live. It''s too risky, and we''ve got to be careful. So we don''t trust anyone. Because if they find us...well, we just won''t let them find us. The thing you should know is that EVERYONE is in big trouble. Yeah. Even you.

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General Chat / Re: Where Are You?

« on: January 10, 2004, 06:25:17 PM »

My imaginary friend Makadamia is on here with me and she's from austraylia. I am from Winchester, Kentucky, y'all! Just kidding about the "y'all" part. I don't say "y'all". Omigod!! I said "Y'ALL"!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! (falls to the ground, unconstious)

POKEMON 4EVER!!!

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Mario Chat / Re: Question Regarding Yoshi(s)

« on: January 09, 2004, 05:12:46 PM »

I think "Yoshi" is the name of the spiecies. Same with Toad.

POKEMON 4EVER!!!

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Forum Games / Re: THE FLAMING BAG OF POO!!!!

« on: January 09, 2004, 05:09:47 PM »

The only thing that could destroy poo was a neat freak. So a lady named Tracy Kindred offered to help. Thinking quickly, she grabbed a can of Clorox bathroom cleaner with Teflon and sprayed the poo. "AAHHH!! I'M DIEING!!!!!!!!" screamed the poo. Then it disintegrated. And everyone was happy. The End.

If you want to make a "Return of the Flaming Bag of Poo", you can. I won't get mad at you.

POKEMON 4EVER!!!

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Forum Games / Re: the anti-any tv show story

« on: January 08, 2004, 07:59:06 PM »

Anti-Dragon Tales

Max and Emmy get burned and the dragons get cut up.

You''re one of THEM!!!

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Forum Games / Re: THE FLAMING BAG OF POO!!!!

« on: January 08, 2004, 07:42:20 PM »

Hey! I've played that game to!! The website is www.poopyjoe.com/bagofpoo.htm, ok? Ok.

STORY:

The bag jumped up and looked around. The neighborhood was absolutly FILLED with people subseptable to his power. He rang the doorbell of the house he was at. An old guy ansered. Then he stomped the bag. Poo flung onto the old guy as his body was turned into.... ANOTHER FLAMING BAG OF POO!!!

You''re one of THEM!!!

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Forum Games / Re: THE FLAMING BAG OF POO!!!!

« on: January 08, 2004, 07:25:31 PM »

It was Mr. Menchen, the school assistant principal!!! Jess and Ty thought they had been caught. Then Mr. Menchen said "Whatever you have in that bag must be hot, 'cause the bag's burning." "It is?" said Jess, acting suprised. "AHHH!!! Ty, HELLLPPP!!!!" Thinking ouickly, Ty took out a fire extiguisher (that was brought in case the fire became uncontrollable) and put the flames out. In that time, Mr. Menchen had left. Jess was furious at Ty. "TY!!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?! YOU JUST RUINED THE BEST PRANK EVER!!!!" "I was trying to save your life, Jess. After all, we're best best friends. Did you restart the fire?" "Huh?" said Jess. "What are you talking about?" Then she noticed the flames were started again on the stinky bag of poo. In shock, Jess dropped the bag. They ran screaming "THE BAG IS ALIVE!! THE BAG IS ALIVE!!"

"See, I suffer from short-term memory loss. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. I-I mean, at least-at least I think it does. (turns around, in deep thought) Hmm, where are they? (turns back around, sees you) Can i help you?" -Dory from Finding Nemo

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Mario Chat / Re: Stupid Gourmet Guy!

« on: December 28, 2003, 09:59:26 AM »

HeeHeeHee! You guys mahe me laugh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

"See, I suffer from shrot-term memory loss. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. I-I mean, at least-at least I think it does. (turns around, in deep thought) Hmm, where are they? (turns back around, sees you) Can i help you?" -Dory from Finding Nemo

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Forum Games / Re: GiftedGirl's Resterant at Christmastime

« on: December 28, 2003, 09:49:18 AM »

Here's your tacos, Nintendoike. Screech, the only thing that fits the description is Vanilla Coke. Birdo, here's your salt and Trainman, here's your pepper. Anybody besides me need a nap? (yawn)

"See, I suffer from shrot-term memory loss. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. I-I mean, at least-at least I think it does. (turns around, in deep thought) Hmm, where are they? (turns back around, sees you) Can I help you?" -Dory from Finding Nemo

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 12/28/2003 7:52:32 AM