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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale  (Read 361410 times)

« Reply #1305 on: November 01, 2003, 08:27:10 PM »
Then Toad's ghost returned from the Great Beyond and stabbed everyone to death with a spoon because he was angry when TheEggMan tried to eliminate him!

People must die.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

« Reply #1306 on: November 01, 2003, 09:04:21 PM »
Then Luigi appeared with the Poltergust 4000 (the newest model that can suck up even the most-annoying ghosts) and sucked up Toad's ghost, ending all havoc.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

« Reply #1307 on: November 01, 2003, 10:21:22 PM »
Then Henry and Orville came and ran Luigi over! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

People must die.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

« Reply #1308 on: November 01, 2003, 10:40:53 PM »
Then the story restarted.

"Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

« Reply #1309 on: November 01, 2003, 10:51:42 PM »
Then Mario STABBED the chain chomp to death until it died!!

People must die.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

« Reply #1310 on: November 02, 2003, 05:46:46 AM »
Then Bowser walked over, picked up...

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

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« Reply #1311 on: November 02, 2003, 05:52:55 AM »
Then the story started over, and Toad said, "Look! A Chain Chomp!"

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...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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« Reply #1312 on: November 02, 2003, 08:09:05 AM »
"WAHHH!!" said Ronald McDonald, "I'm a sick clown named Ronald McDonald! I do the dishes like I do..." then Mario slapped Ronald until he died.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

« Reply #1313 on: November 02, 2003, 03:03:35 PM »
along came the Beetleborgs,Masked Rider,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,VR Troopers,and the hulk came to visit.

Go Power Rangers!
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

« Reply #1314 on: November 03, 2003, 01:43:57 PM »
Then Toad swiped the comics away from Mario, saying "In the world of Nintendo this is like those nasty magazines people lust over in the real world."

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

« Reply #1315 on: November 03, 2003, 03:40:45 PM »
Then Donkey Kong snapped Toads neck, cooked him over a fire and had mushroom stew while selling magizines of naughty pictures of Princess Toadstool as any good rogue would do.
8-bit is the only way to game.

« Reply #1316 on: November 03, 2003, 05:22:48 PM »
Then Peach found out, she slapped Blackmage across the face for being such a perv.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

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« Reply #1317 on: November 03, 2003, 09:33:45 PM »
WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR TARNISHING THE GOOD NAME OF BLACK MAGE?!
That was a joke.

« Reply #1318 on: November 04, 2003, 01:55:23 PM »
Bowser Jr.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

« Reply #1319 on: November 05, 2003, 02:00:41 PM »
Then Donkey Kong fell into a puddle of quicksand.

People must die.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

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