Author Topic: The lamentations of a bored mushroom (Read 11033 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #30 on:** July 15, 2003, 11:28:51 PM »

*Arwings come and blast Dr. Waluigi outta the sky!*
*Wait a minute! He wasn't even in the sky in the first place!*
*MISSION ACCOMPLISHED*

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #31 on:** July 16, 2003, 01:19:27 PM »

Wario: Hey, I'm still hanging off this cliff!
Cliff: I want to watch Jepordy
Norm: Shut Up Cliffy
Mario: This isn't Cheers!
Norm + Cliff: Sorry

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #32 on:** July 16, 2003, 07:14:33 PM »

MegaMan: I wirr defeat you, Wiry!

Dr. Wily: Stop speaking in Engrish!

MegaMan: You have no chance to survive, make your time!

Dr.Wily: Nooooo!

CATS: All your Meeses are belong to us!

Arwings: DANCE SUCKA! *RATATATATATATA*

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Nintendoes everything Sony don''''t! Like making a purple cube video game system!

Dairy King · « **Reply #33 on:** July 16, 2003, 07:54:55 PM »

Mario: Oh, gosh! Have we been stupid! Wario has just been sittin' there waiting for us!*Pushes Wario off cliff*

Cliff: Thanks! He was gettin' heavy!

Wario: Arrrrghoaahhhhagrrrrrrrwaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Mario: How high up is this cliff!?

Wario: *thud*

King Boo · « **Reply #34 on:** July 17, 2003, 12:45:27 AM »

Fox:All-Range Mode!!!
*Arwings blast Hospital with hyper beams*
Andross:hahaahahahaha wrong hospital!!!
Fox:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andross:It was the one next door where im hiding out...
Fox:Oh...right....blast the next hospital!
General Pepper:Im in this hospital!!!
*Arwings blast the next hospital*
Andross:hahahahahah wrong hospital!!!
Fox:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Im retiring!!!! im sick on saving the Lylat System!!

WILL FOX RETIRE????
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON IAMETATIONS OF A BORED
MUSHROOM!!!!!!

AH ha ha ha ha ha!
You did it!
My masterpiece!-Wario,Wario Ware, Inc.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #35 on:** July 17, 2003, 10:25:57 AM »

Dr. Mario: Hey, who's narating this thing?
Narator: Me, The evil, line-stealing narator!
Dr. Mario: *kills the evil, line-stealing narator* Now that that's done...
Mario: Wait a minute!

[one minute later]

Mario: OK
Dr. Mario: Now we can all go home!

Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #36 on:** July 22, 2003, 11:22:09 AM »

Luigi(my cat): We can't go home
Mario: Why not?
Luigi(my cat):Because if we do this thread will die off!
Mario: Dang
Dr. Wario: OK, who wants to play Monopoly?
Mario:*kills Dr. Wario*
Regular Wario: How could you do that?
Mario: Like this. *kills Regular Wario*

Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #37 on:** July 24, 2003, 11:13:33 AM »

Regular Mario: Noooooo! You idiot now there are no more Wario's
Mario: So What
Regular Mario: Don't you see?
Mario: No... I don't.
Regular Mario: Now we havce to share rivals with Luigi.
Mario: And your point is?
Regular Mario: Now Waluigi is your rival!
Mario: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #38 on:** July 24, 2003, 09:08:23 PM »

CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU!

Dr. Wily: Oh no, not again.

CATS: YOU ARE LEFT ATE FRED.

FRED.: I GOT ATE

Bowser: *chomp*

Wario: Hehehehehhe

Mario: Hey, I thought you were dead.

Andross: Wrong he-*cough* underworld!

Fox: Ah HA! *blasts Andross*

Andross: Wrong Andross!

Waluigi: This Andross suit is getting very hot... *bOOm*

Robin: Holy exploding monkeys, Batman!

*cable04 walks in*

Robin: Holy socks, Batman!!

cable: dang, i need new socks

The Pope: Wow! Cool socks, Cable!

Dang: Yes, I am the living spirit of "DANG."

Batman: Why?

Robin: I thought you were dead.

Batman: And why is that? You didn't think I'd escape death by a mere fraction of a centimeter? Or were you trying to steal the spotlight? Hmm? HMM? HMM???

Robin: ...

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing Iâ€™ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dudeâ€™s typing hands."

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/24/2003 8:09:13 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #39 on:** July 26, 2003, 02:44:46 PM »

Mario: Why must you torment me!!!
Dr. Mario: Cause I feel like it.
Mario: Oh.
Luigi: I hate all of you!
Mario: Oh go suck up some ghosts!
Luigi: Fine. I will.
Wario: I'm still alive!
Mario: I can fix that. *shoots Wario in the butt*
Wario: Owwww!
Weird Al Yankovic: Hey, how did I get here?
Robin Ventura: Through the door (duh)

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #40 on:** July 29, 2003, 04:56:18 AM »

Man-from-Contra: The aileons are coming! The aliens are coming!

Second-Man-from-Contra: Time to take down some punk aileons! *RATATATATATATA* DANCE!!

Aileon: Nooo! What about my family!!!

Samus: *FIRES MISSLES*

*BIG UNNESCASARY EXPLOSION*

The Pope: When in rome... *pulls out big-fat-gunâ„¢*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! RANDOM EXPLOSIONS ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO AILEONS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR BROWNIES!!!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #41 on:** July 29, 2003, 06:23:03 AM »

*later in a Burger King*

Pope: Hi can I get a number 2 with onion rings, and a Coke.
Dude: Yeah, sure. That'll be... Holly Mother! It's the Holly Father!
Pope: I get that all the time.
Bowser: *bursts into Burger King with a gun* Gimme all the money!
Pope: I don't think so. *pulls out a machine gun* You're done! *shoots Bowser*
Bowser: Oh fuh [bullets hit]
Cops: Allright you're comin with us "Popey"
Pope: No one calls me "Popey" and gets away with it.

What will the Pope do? Is Bowser really dead? Find out... whenever.

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/29/2003 7:16:42 AM

Markio · « **Reply #42 on:** July 29, 2003, 06:23:28 PM »

Peach:I hate my name! why am I named after a fruit?
Daisy:At least you're not named after sour cream.
Peach: Speaking of sour cream,HI MARIO!!

Hamster Sauce!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #43 on:** July 29, 2003, 08:19:06 PM »

Mario: I heard that! But I don't know what it means!

Nice sig, Markio.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #44 on:** July 29, 2003, 09:39:13 PM »

Captain America: Never fear, Jimbob's here!
...Hmm. Where's Jimbob?
Jimbob: Uh? *wakes up* Man, that was a great burger... AAAHHHH!
Aristotle: *insert something philosophical here*
The Pope: Hey bro!
Aristotle: 'Sup dawg!
Dawg: Who am I?
Joe: I dunno. What's more important is, who am *I*?
Mario: I don't-a know. What's more important is... *transforms like Optimus Prime into...*
CitrusMan: Who am I???!?!?!?
Bowser: OH NO! CITRUSMAN!!
CM: By the power of Orange Glo, I shall vanquish thee!

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing Iâ€™ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dudeâ€™s typing hands."