Author Topic: Mario Goes Camping (Read 15111 times)

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 26, 2004, 09:43:46 PM »

Mario dies of old age.

Luigi (old voice): Yipee! Mario is finally dead! Now I can get the spotlight. *Hack, Cough* Oh no, I'm having a stroke! *Dies*

Then time reversed 101 years so Mario and Luigi never argued.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Lt Mou · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2004, 04:51:02 PM »

So they decided to go camping with Peach and Toad.

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2004, 06:53:16 PM »

NOTE: In my part, all Toad's gonna say is "Look, a Chain Chomp!". I just hope you guys can live with that. At least I'll put in perinthesees what he's REALLY saying.

MARIO: I've got a secret and I'm not gonna tell it!

LUIGI: If it's about me, DON'T tell it.

PEACH: What's the secret?

TOAD: Look, a Chain Chomp! (Tell me the secret!)

MARIO: Secret... is... busting... holes... in... my... BRAIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! LUIGI HAS A FAT SAGGY BUTT THAT HE LIKES TO SCRATCH EVRY HOUR ON THE HOUR!!!

LUIGI: Huh? What are you talking about?

PEACH: I have a feeling that at the weeny roast, Mario's gonna burn his dinky (my word for a man's peepee part).

ME: Shhhh! You'll ruin the story!

TOAD: Look, a Chain Chomp! (Who are you?)

ME: Shut up, Toad.

ME: Then they have the weeny roast thingy.

LUIGI: Mario, your weeny's on fire!

MARIO: No it isn't. It's not even lukewarm (what does lukewarm mean?).

LUIGI: Not THAT one!

MARIO: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

LUIGI: *douses Mario with...* Wait! Haven't we already done this?

PEACH: Yes, I think we have.

MARIO: HELLO!! Weeny on FIRE here!

LUIGI: Hey, narrater! What's goin' on here?

ME: Well one of the Forums peoples said that time was rewound 101 years ago and this whole thingy started over... This is rediculess!!! Let me fast-forward it. *tape fast-forwarding* There!

MARIO: Hey! No fair! I'm OLD! I'm OLD! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

ME: Whoops. A little too far. *tpae rewinding a little bit* There!

TOAD: Look, a Chain Chomp! (Look, a Chain Chomp!)

MARIO: It's Tutenkoopa!

LUIGI & PEACH: Tuten-who?

TOAD: Look, a Chain Chomp! (Tuten-who?)

MARIO: It was a boss in Paper Mario who owned a Chain Chomp. I thought I kicked his butt already.

TUT: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM NOT KILLABLE! NOW GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN AN OSTRICH HOLE! *poof*

ME: Suddenly, Mario's head got stuck in an ostrich hole.

MARIO: *muffled* Help! Get me out of this hole! It stinks in here!

If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.

Lt Mou · « **Reply #33 on:** February 04, 2004, 07:16:12 PM »

But the evil non-killable(?) Koopa wouldn't let Mario's friends free him for they were busy dealing with his Chain Chomp.

"Look," said Toad, as he pointed behind the Chain Chomp. "A Chain Chomp!"
The Chain Chomp then ran away for fear of what he thought was behind him.

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2004, 05:16:51 PM »

ME: Then Mario farted a mighty fart and killed Tutenkoopa.

MARIO: *muffled, 'cus his head's still in the ostrich hole* Yay!:) Now get me outta this stinky hole! >:(

LUIGI&PEACH: Yay!:)

TOAD: Look, a Chain Chomp! (Yay!:))

ME: Then Mario had to defeat the "Invincible" Tubba Blubba, but first he had to defeat Tubba's heart. Who will win? Tubba, Tubba's heart or (drum roll please!) MARIO! Tune in next time to find out!

If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 06, 2004, 12:49:31 PM »

So Mario gets a knife and cut's Tubba's heart in half!
Tubba: ARGH! GURRGLE! WHHHHHHY! *dies*
Mario: YAY! I saved the world!

The End... ...or is it!?

Luigi then starts stabbing Mario uncontrolably with a squirrel!

Mario:OW! whyyyyyyyyyyy...
Luigi: Now for the rest of the world!!!!
Just then...

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Billy and Mandy quote of the week!
"Billy''s Dad: Son, It''s kinda hard to read the paper through your butt..."

Lt Mou · « **Reply #36 on:** February 06, 2004, 06:51:31 PM »

Mario realized that it wasn't Luigi at all. He removed the imposter's mask to find out that it in fact was...

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 06, 2004, 07:31:55 PM »

a piece of tissue paper!

Mario: Aha! It was you all along! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Tissue: (No Response)
Mario: Oh, not talking, huh? There are ways to make you talk! *Feels a sneeze coming on*
Tissue: NOO!! I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK! I work for... for... Microsoft!
Mario: A spy! Microsoft has always been trying to outstage me, the one and only, Mario! They sent a spy named Tissue, and they did something else!
Luigi: What are you doing, Mario?
Mario: *Turns around, seeing Luigi* I was confronting this piece of tissue paper that works as a spy for Microsoft!
Luigi: Oooooooookay... but that's my tissue! You stole it from me and dressed it up like me because you're crazy!
Mario: (High pitched, maniacal laugh) Hahahahahahahahaha! *Blows nose on tissue*
Tissue: AHHHH! Halp me!
Luigi: Mario! How could you?! That was my only piece! I wanted to blow my nose on it! *Blows nose on Mario's sleeve*
Mario: AHHHHH! Halp me!

Then Luigi realized it wasn't Mario at all! He ripped off the imposter's mask to reveal it was...

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/6/2004 5:37:38 PM

Lt Mou · « **Reply #38 on:** February 06, 2004, 07:40:04 PM »

"A Chain Chomp!" said Toad.
"That's not a Chain Chomp," said Peach. "Why it's old Mr. McMillan who's been trying to scare people away from these woods for years."
"And I could have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddlin' kids," said McMillan as he pointed to...

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin

TJOghost8 · « **Reply #39 on:** February 07, 2004, 12:21:13 PM »

a shirt covered in mud.

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2004, 01:35:23 AM »

But, Unfortunately, it wasn't mud exactly...
So...

Mario: Die! *Gets a flamethrower*
Luigi: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

And everyone gets concusions...

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Billy and Mandy quote of the week!
"Billy''s Dad: Son, It''s kinda hard to read the paper through your butt..."

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2004, 04:46:43 PM »

Let's just say that this WHOLE story blew up and we started over. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Now let's all talk in ddoouubbllee lleetttteerrss.. HheeeeHheeee!!!!!!

If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2004, 04:51:19 PM »

So Mario tackles a tree and starts eating it

Everyone: ...*runs*

So Mario chases them to...

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Billy and Mandy quote of the week!
"Billy''s Dad: Son, It''s awful hard to read this paper through your butt..."

Lt Mou · « **Reply #43 on:** February 08, 2004, 04:54:42 PM »

the middle of next week.

"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 16, 2004, 02:46:08 PM »

Mario: Where the crud are we?
Luigi: I have no idea but I beilive it's ALL YOUR FAULT, MARIO!!!!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Luigi: Now what do you have to say for yourself?
Mario: Um... Oops?

So every one starts beating the livin' crap out of Mario.

Mario: I can't feel my legs!
Peach: Serves you right!
Luigi: Now we're in unknown territory
Toad: Chomp!(Yeah!)

So they torture Mario by...

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And there''s my 1.2 cents!