Author Topic: Complete insanity! (Read 12757 times)

Mario Maniac · « **on:** November 30, 2003, 04:14:54 PM »

This is a nonsence story similar to Mario Nonsence. You can make up whatever you want, as long as it's related to Nintendo. You may only post up to 3 sentences at a time.

I'll begin...

Mario was walking one day when he say a lonley Goomba sitting on the ground. Mario approached it, but the Goomba backed away, saying... "

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MarioBro64 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2003, 04:16:35 PM »

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! IM A GRAPE!!!" And Mario ran home screaming...

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I see dead people!......Wait No! That''s my reflection in the mirror.

luigi~lover · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2003, 05:04:28 PM »

Mario crashed through the door of his house. â€œ NOW Iâ€™M-A APPLE!i!i!â€ Luigi just stood there confused.

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

Jman · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2003, 03:16:44 PM »

Oh what the kceh! Luigi said to himself. "IM A TWO DECKER WEDDING CAKE WITH TOBASCO CHEESEMOLECULEATOMSMIXEDIN!!!!

Proud to be an American!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2003, 05:06:24 PM »

Then Mario slapped Luigi and yelled, "NO! I'M THE CAKE!"

She's drunk; it's funny!

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #5 on:** December 08, 2003, 10:25:03 AM »

Peach then came in and said,"Want some cake?"
Mario wanted some cake, so he chewed off Luigi's nose.
Luigi realised that his nose was made of chocolate, so he too took a piece of his own nose and ate it!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 08, 2003, 02:37:35 PM »

But he found out he was allergic to chocolate, so his body turned into marshmallow.

She's drunk; it's funny!

TJOghost8 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2003, 03:08:03 PM »

Mario found out his brother was Mallow in disguise, and Mallow said, "WEEEEEEEE!! I'M A TACO!!!"

They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.

Edited by - TJOghost8 on 12/12/2003 1:09:18 PM

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2003, 06:25:39 PM »

So Mario ate the taco. Then his body turned into beef. Then Peach said, "WEEEEEHEEEEEE!! NOW I'M A COKE!!"

She's drunk; it's funny!

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2003, 09:13:53 AM »

The trio later then got bored of being different kinds of food (Mario was last a walnut, Luigi was a peanut, and Peach was a chestnut).
They decided to invite Bowser for tea.
Luigi then ran towards Bowser's castle to tell him about his invitation, even though the castle had a telephone!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2003, 05:06:39 PM »

While they were waiting, Mario and Peach decided to be food again. "WEEEEEEEEE! I'M A PINEAPPLE!" "WEEEEEEEEE! I'M A PIZZA!"

Is this the North Pole? I''m looking for Santa.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2004, 04:14:25 AM »

On the other side of the kingdom, Luigi came upon a Goomba; he ate it.
He ate few more and realized later that he was near to Wendy O. Koopa's Tower.
He knocked on the front door and a small chocolate bar opened the door for him

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2004, 05:39:19 PM »

"I am who am," said the chocolate bar. "Who am I am?" asked Luigi.
"Am I who am?"
"I who am I?"
"Who am I?"
"Who I am?"
"I who am?"
"Am who I?"

This continued for hours before Luigi ate the chocolate bar.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 1/4/2004 3:42:12 PM

gunblade88 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2004, 07:04:32 PM »

As luigi walked home, he heard a faint noise in the background. He followed it and found the source! It was a koopa that looked like john cleese!

When he passed it by (because he wanted nothing to do with it) the thing shouted "Albatross!"

"What?!" luigi responded, "Dont you mean parakoopa?"

"Well only if you can tell me the meaning of life!!"

"Uhhh....no thank yo-"
"Albatross!!"
"Ummm...Im gonna leave you in peace you filthy koopa!!"

So whats the big deal? Death comes with a territory! I''ll see you at Disney Land!

Jman · « **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2004, 08:03:14 PM »

"I wanna be a koopa troopa!" Toad sang at the top of his lungs. "I said I WANNA BE A KOOPA TROOPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And now you know, the rest of the story.