Author Topic: The Alphabet Story (Read 7392 times)

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2004, 03:31:05 PM »

Question: Really folks, does every occupation require the title of "smith"? "Smith" is stupid. Try "miser."

"Eventually there will come a time where everyone is in a band."- George Carlin

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2004, 05:57:01 PM »

Uh, you didn't have to edit your post Popple. Very few people should take me seriously. Watoad is one. *X-amines Active Members list* YtterbiJum is another one.

"Never eat at a restaurant that enforces the 5-second rule."- Me

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2004, 03:27:28 PM »

Zerub trees!

--------------------

"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2004, 05:36:59 PM »

. . . Anyway.
Back to the story.

"Can I help you?" asked the giftwrap miser.
"Do you think you can wrap this hat?" asked Peach.
"Eventually, anything can be wrapped by moi,"
"Full of yourself, ain't ya?"

"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin

Popple · « **Reply #19 on:** May 29, 2004, 12:43:22 AM »

"Grandma? How does this involve your grandma?" asked the giftwrap miser.
"I said ain't ya," replied Peach.
"Jewish hoopla, what do you mean?"
"Kick out this miser, he's going deaf," said the manager over the intercom.
"Look," said Toad,"some ChainChomps!"
Many Chomps rushed in and began kicking the deaf miser.
"No," Yelled Mario, "This just isn't right, When did Toad get here, and how can a Chomp kick something?
"Oh My," said Peach, "Mario, you must be going insane, Toad isn't here. Please stop talking nonsense, nothing in this post before now has actually happend, now lets get this hat wrapped before the party!"

Let me away from this boulder!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2004, 03:38:42 PM »

Quirky rats scuttle to underwear villages.

--------------------

"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2004, 05:47:11 PM »

. . . Right.
So, Peach got the hat wrapped.
"There, everything's done."
Unfortunately, there was one thing she forgot.
"Voles!" she exclaimed. "Where are the voles?!"

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin

WarpRattler · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2004, 07:13:29 PM »

When will this craziness of misspelled words and incorrect posting stop? Xyzzy isn't in the dictionary, unfortunately. You have no chance to survive make your time. Zebras are weird. And, this is a sentence. Back to the non-existant story. Cookies are good. Do you need something to do? Eels are slimy. Fishes taste bad. Good cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from California. In case of emergency, hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete. Jump, jump, don't die. Kill evil monkeys! Lizards are cool. My fingers hurt. No one needs to be alarmed at the amount of sentences in this post. Old people smell. Pokémon is fun. Quit reading this post. Rules are not made to be broken. Somebody set up us the bomb! Tomorrow I will probably be playing some sort of game. Ugh, this is tiring. Vowels are fun. Why did I just go through the entire alphabet?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2004, 03:35:42 PM »

Xyzzy isn't in the dictionary? Yes it is.

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2004, 09:09:22 PM »

*Yawn*
Zzzzzzzzzzz..........