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Ultima Shadow

« Reply #2025 on: March 10, 2006, 08:00:27 PM »
Well, I'm the ham hitting guy.

*Goes around hitting people with legs of ham*

Hey, I've just thought of a really lame joke...

What do you get when you cross a certain Strong Bad fanatic with a barbecue?
GiftedGrill!

*Is hit by flying vegetables*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Pt_Peach

« Reply #2026 on: March 10, 2006, 09:11:52 PM »
Anybody remember my shotgun? Well it's commin back out! *take  it out*
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #2027 on: March 10, 2006, 09:45:43 PM »
*Hits pt_peach's shotgun with a leg of ham*

*Shotgun explodes*

Heh.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Pt_Peach

« Reply #2028 on: March 10, 2006, 09:57:42 PM »
YOU EVIL MAN!!! *gets our Mario Kart: Double Dash* Hear Daisy's annoying phrase everytime you switch!
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!

Bird Person, I know how you feel bout Daisy but luckily...I GOT ANOTHER SHOTGUN!!! Uh, huh, uh huh!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #2029 on: March 10, 2006, 10:18:47 PM »
*Hits the other shotgun, it flies off, hitting Bill Gates*
Bill Gates: Ow!
*Summons Daisy out of the Gamecube*
Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy!
Me: Daisy, take this leg of ham.
Daisy: Okay! Wahoo!
*Daisy and I proceed to beat pt_peach up with legs of ham*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Pt_Peach

« Reply #2030 on: March 10, 2006, 10:35:09 PM »
OWWWWWW!!!
*summons Mario from the gamecube and every other system he's been in*
Get them!
*the Mario's are being beaten*
Lord! Better summon Peach!
*summons Peach from the gamecube and DS*
Hi! I'm Peach!
Okay, I know. Could you help me handle these dudes?
Certainly!
*Peach and I beat up all the Marios and Daisy and Luigi Simpson (i think he's ultima shadow, but i like luigi simpson better!)*
YAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #2031 on: March 10, 2006, 10:58:40 PM »
Me: Ahaha. Fools. Now, I will summon every single fanfiction character I have ever created! MWA HA HA!

*Kevin, Evil Changeling, Praiachu, Darkness, Chopper, Smasher, Scythe, Light, Noir, Celeryguy, Charagon, Laties, Latius, Tsutortle, Bladasaur, Dark, Blood, Buzzsaw, The Balance Brothers, and many more other warriors appear*

Daisy: Wahoo! Attack!

*A war starts*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #2032 on: March 10, 2006, 11:20:53 PM »
Trogdor the Burninator and Zok, my original character, come to beat on the other fanfic characters.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #2033 on: March 10, 2006, 11:45:52 PM »
*Begins ordering Pokemon*

Me: Praiachu, Thunderbolt!
Praiachu: Pria! CHU!
Me: Tsutortle, Tidal Wave!
Tsutortle: Tsss...U!
Me: Charagon, Crash Land!
Charagon: Chara!
Me: Bladasaur, Razor Leaf!
Bladasaur: Saur!
Me: Laties, Faint Attack! Latius, Luster Purge!
Laties: Laaa!
Latius: Laaa!
Me: Okay, finally, Shazam, Psych Blast!
Shazam: Shzzzz... am!!!

*Everything is destroyed*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Pt_Peach

« Reply #2034 on: March 11, 2006, 01:10:04 AM »
Hmmm, check this out! Not to shabby, right *notions everyone to nod head "yes".
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #2035 on: March 11, 2006, 08:21:54 AM »
I'm number 9 on the list of Most Time Online. Keep working and you could bump Black Mage off!
« Last Edit: March 11, 2006, 12:21:38 PM by MaxVance »
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #2036 on: March 11, 2006, 11:18:33 AM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #2037 on: March 11, 2006, 12:34:14 PM »
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6575.2025

This is fun! Huh? Oh, I meant hitting GG with ham legs! Can I hit her with a slice of bologna? Yippee!
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Pt_Peach

« Reply #2038 on: March 11, 2006, 12:35:32 PM »
NO! Well, actually, he and Daisy were killing me and Peach with hams and my own shotgun. No matter. I WILL PROTECT YOU GG! *hits Mr.Melee in his head and knocks him out* THere, you should be good for now.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #2039 on: March 11, 2006, 12:38:30 PM »
*while knocked out, a giant Galapagos tortoise pops out of my head and crushes everyone, then I wake up and look around* No sleepovers in the afternoon! *blows an olympic horn, waking everyone up*
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?
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