*whispers -pale face, sweating -crying, some times* SHHHHHHHH!! a-actually, I-I've been hiding here for like a month or so. pe-people got ANGRY at me!!!
i, i tried to say what i thought about the war, b-but, speaking English is hard... i couldn't say it as good as i would have liked to, so..., so it was kinda rude and confusing, an-and, they... THEY STARTED TO INSULT ME! they thought i was being ba-, ba-, b-b-b-, BAD, and they were MEAN with me!
be-besudes, i'm-m paranoid, yes paranoid, b-by the way they don't have secret cams here, r-right? wa-wait a minute... YOU'RE NOT SPYING FOR THEM, RIGHT?
o-ok, i'll cool down. s-so, i'm kinda paranoid, and u.s. people are fa-famous because of their r-, r-, r-..., racism!, an-and i thought they would be m-mean with me, so i was al-ready angry when i wrote!
an-and i w-was a bit racist, cuz here you k-kind of have the idea of Americans b-being racists, and mean, an-and EVIL...
an-nd that's WRONG! I-I always say 'd-don't judge people just for the g-government/history/interna-acional policy they h-have', b-but sometimes it-it's hard, i-i guess.
e-even w-worse, i-i had been coming to this forums for al-almost a y-year, and i had never suffered racism (until that day), b-but i was STILL PARANOID!
p-please, HELP ME ON MY HIDING!!
-
MAUSER:- You haven't checked that topic since a lot of time, right?
SANCTUS YAGO(normal):- ... Um... W-well, last time I checked, there was a SECOND page, but I couldn't reach it... It was afternoon, and that means slower connection. But I can tell you, I got the idea.
MAUSER:- !?... You crazy dude! Go check!
SANCTUS YAGO:- O-ok...
(walks out the room to the hall, checking no one's there first)
(half an hour later)
SY:- :)!! WHOA! I can't believe it! I was not alone! And some Americans actually can think! People understood me! And yet the Great Mushroomers (Deezer & cia., wich specie probably is _homo fungilis_) were smooth enough to CLOSE the topic, so people stops fighting! Woo-hoo!
--
Now seriously, today I checked the topic, and I was so happy. I seriously have thought that all of you people would start like trying to murder me or so. But I found comprehension. Thank you.
As you may have understand while reading what I said while kidding, I'm sorry if I offended anyone. Saying things like 'The fruit is on the table' is quite easy, but talking about serious things is haaard (of course, I mean 'in a foreign language'. Wait, that also applies to one's language, I guess).
Anyway, I'm glad I can be your friend, again.
Thanks everyone.
--
MOUSER: !? Sanctus, I'm the ONLY one person in the room. Dyo' feel allright?