Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 56640 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #135 on:** January 05, 2008, 09:09:38 PM »

Instead he takes a piece of bread from his sack of horrors and forces you to stare at it until you break down and lose all sanity as he laughs demonically.

I wish Weezer would walk through the door and...uh...play a song.

Presidente · « **Reply #136 on:** January 05, 2008, 09:15:36 PM »

While he is playing the song LD walks in and slaps him upside the head causing him to choke on his own um... gallbladder...

I wish that Deezer resigns as ruler of the FF and I claim the throne.

Suffix · « **Reply #137 on:** January 05, 2008, 09:38:42 PM »

Deezer resigns imperial ruling and forces metric upon the FF; you claim the toilet.

I wish that I knew PERL.

Presidente · « **Reply #138 on:** January 05, 2008, 09:48:42 PM »

Instead you get some Pearls, sell them on Ebay, the guy you sold them to sends a solid gold cougar statue instead of money but it turns out the statue was stolen from Deezer so he bans you from the sight and you get arrested for possession of stolen property and you go to jail.

I wish that my computer would grow a face and give me some good advice on picking up women.

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #139 on:** January 06, 2008, 09:58:06 AM »

Instead it gives advice on how to get men.

I wish I could sing duets with mario. <_< >_> What?

Glorb · « **Reply #140 on:** January 06, 2008, 10:09:24 AM »

You get to sing duets with "Captain" Lou Albano, who is close enough.

I wish were a real Guitar Hero.

Presidente · « **Reply #141 on:** January 06, 2008, 10:11:44 AM »

Granted. Except the amplifier blows up while you're playing and you die.

I wish that some forum members would start using spell check.

Linkin800 · « **Reply #142 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:30:25 PM »

Some1 ho cnt splz awnsrz ur qustin dan u di frm teh non knwin wht thy wr syig.

Translation (Someone who can't spell answers your question and you die from not knowing what they were saying)

I wish I could Draw better.

Rao · « **Reply #143 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:45:14 PM »

You learn how to draw better, but all you can draw is Pokémon fan art.

I wish I was a palindrome.

Presidente · « **Reply #144 on:** January 06, 2008, 02:42:37 PM »

Everyone makes fun of you because your new name is Uglybuttttubylgu.

I wish that I had a CT.

Jman · « **Reply #145 on:** January 06, 2008, 06:13:01 PM »

The Mods give you a horribly negative CT and you take out your anger on an inanimate object.

I wish I lived in a bubble.

Presidente · « **Reply #146 on:** January 06, 2008, 06:52:56 PM »

The bubble floats high into the sky while you're in it and pops and you plummet to certain death.

I wish I was a computer wiz.

Glorb · « **Reply #147 on:** January 07, 2008, 02:56:31 PM »

Instead, you become the Wizard, and proclaim that you love the Novint Falcon, it's so bad.

I wish Cthulhu would give me that 11 bucks he owes me.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #148 on:** January 07, 2008, 03:03:57 PM »

He does give you 11 bucks, but instead of obtaining currency, you get 11 large male deer.

I wish I could get an authentic trillion-dollar bill.

Hacker Pikachu 25 · « **Reply #149 on:** January 07, 2008, 03:15:57 PM »

Granted, but it's a pellican bill worth 1,000,000,000 dollars, and it grew on your face overnight, and if it is removed, you will feel great pain.

I wish that I was a Pokemon Ranger that had a Salamance as my partner Pokemon.