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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Tale

« on: April 02, 2003, 02:41:41 PM »

Then the sun fried out his eyeballs, and he was blind so he didn't know who kicked his ---, and he was banished from the story because he wasn't Mario related.

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Forum Games / Re: dark days ...on isle Delfino

« on: March 30, 2003, 07:32:12 AM »

Sorry, I kept trying to edit it before it got posted.

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Forum Games / Re: dark days ...on isle Delfino

« on: March 30, 2003, 07:29:54 AM »

Then a rabid monk jumped out and shot Link to pieces.

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Forum Games / Re: dark days ...on isle Delfino

« on: March 30, 2003, 07:29:38 AM »

Then a rabid monk jumped shot out Link to pieces.

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Forum Games / Re: dark days ...on isle Delfino

« on: March 30, 2003, 07:29:28 AM »

Then a rabid monk jumped shot Link to pieces.

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: March 29, 2003, 08:20:25 PM »

"Arf! Arf!" said Mario.

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: March 29, 2003, 08:11:37 PM »

Then Mario went on a diet, so the universe collapsed, and it (the story) started all over again.

Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad went out for a walk. "Look," said Toad, "Your princess is in another castle!"

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/29/2003 6:18:22 PM

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: March 29, 2003, 07:26:53 PM »

While nobody was looking, Mario went back in time again- to the third post.

"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"

Then before the fourth-post Mario was going to fart, the future Mario jumped out and shoved some beef up the other Mario's nose, which caused another horrible paradox that turned the future Mario into Meg Ryan.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/29/2003 5:29:12 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Mario and Luigi are dead?

« on: March 29, 2003, 02:42:11 PM »

Then Luigi started screaming to see what Mario had left in the toilet.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/29/2003 12:43:43 PM

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: March 29, 2003, 01:45:11 PM »

Then Einstien (the dog) appeared out of nowhere in his time machine, and ran them all over. "Yum Yum!" Said Mario.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario and Luigi are dead?

« on: March 28, 2003, 06:01:34 PM »

a cabbage flew up to Mario, saying "Look what you have done to mee!!" Mario looked up, his face disgustingly stuffed with slimy pasta, and screamed as he saw a familiar face on the cabbage.

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: March 28, 2003, 05:50:12 PM »

Mario stole Marty's time machine and went back in time-

"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"

Then the Mario that went back kicked the crap out of Toad, which caused a horrible paradox and Mario turned into liver.

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Tale

« on: March 27, 2003, 04:54:07 PM »

Then Mario urinated up into the air at the sun. Because it had a strong gravitional force, it pasted the sun back together, so it was shining again.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/27/2003 2:56:12 PM

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Tale

« on: March 26, 2003, 05:54:41 PM »

Then the Olsen Twins came back, but they were ravenous monks, and started biting people in the legs and butts, and then Mary Kate died because she had bitten Mario's butt.

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: March 26, 2003, 05:47:57 PM »

Then Mario said, "Yuck! I smell like a cabbage!"