Author Topic: New story: add 1/2 a sentence! (Read 70890 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #345 on:** January 21, 2009, 05:44:07 PM »

...a FLESH! flinging slingshot.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #346 on:** January 21, 2009, 09:00:54 PM »

But the FLESHshot had a fatal design flaw:

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #347 on:** January 21, 2009, 11:25:43 PM »

it didn't actually fling FLESH!, just regular flesh.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #348 on:** January 23, 2009, 05:29:17 PM »

Vegetarians everywhere, led by Scott Adams, got angry and...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #349 on:** January 23, 2009, 05:34:57 PM »

...were promptly arrested by an overweight cop who ate meat every day.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #350 on:** January 23, 2009, 07:01:09 PM »

"Oh my gosh! The flesh-eating meat is taking over!" said...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #351 on:** January 23, 2009, 07:02:52 PM »

...Toad, who then decided to point out a cliched Chain Chomp by saying "Look, says I! A Chain Chomp!"

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #352 on:** January 23, 2009, 07:14:23 PM »

The Chain Chomp was on a wild rampage and ate everything in site.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #353 on:** January 23, 2009, 07:30:49 PM »

including two of the periods that should have been at the end of FBM's post.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #354 on:** January 23, 2009, 07:45:09 PM »

Meanwhile, the vegetarians were trying to...

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #355 on:** January 23, 2009, 07:52:37 PM »

overthrow their flesh-eating leader.

Glorb · « **Reply #356 on:** January 23, 2009, 08:32:27 PM »

Rather unsurprisingly,

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #357 on:** January 23, 2009, 08:51:12 PM »

they failed.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #358 on:** January 23, 2009, 09:27:21 PM »

And the flesh-eating leader had everyone thrown in the dungeon.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #359 on:** January 23, 2009, 09:47:17 PM »

...while the Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and War-Trained Lemur tried to fix their girl scout cookies.