General Chat / Re: Pizza calls.
« on: June 01, 2004, 10:01:31 PM »103. Have a chorus of "P-p-p-pizza!" and "Ooooooooh" in the background.
104. When they answer, whisper quietly and say, "Hard Of Hearing On Haunted Oaks", and when they say, "What?", say "Hohoho!" and hang up.
105. Ask if they would like to be hypnotized.
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