1. Define "epic".
2. My idea of the ideal Mario cartoon intro doesn't exactly involve copying the ending of The Flinstones and The Simpsons' respective intros.
1. Anyone with half a brain would know that I mean cool fight sequences and/or hillarious slapstick.
2. You're a jerk. That's only true for two shows, and in the former, they go to a drive-in, not gather on their living room couch.
You know, Chef, it's replies like the ones you've made to me that have risked getting us both banned. At this rate, it's like you're trying to get a reaction out of me because it somehow amuses you (which shows you haven't changed since I sent you that tirade). New rule: if you can't say anything nice about my creativity, don't say anything at all, including hurtful things.
Really, man, stop asking for a fight. I really can't take your attitude problem anymore.