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« on: July 05, 2008, 08:24:56 AM »
how to play as kirby
First, put the Super Mario 64 cartrage in a sandwich. Eat the sandwich with your feet. If you eat it with you hands, Ronald Regan will come to your house and destroy all your stuff. After 7 hours, extract the SM64 cartrage from your stomic and put it in the sega genises. Sonic will come up and punch you in the face. Beat up Sonic with the nintendo licenced sausage you won 10 years ago and eat him. If you used the 9 year old sausage, the universe will implode. After eating Sonic, do the hokey pokey 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times while scarfing down 2,000,000 pickles. Put the Super Mario 64 cartrage in upside down and shove a cookie in the N64. Mario will eat the cookie. Quick! Tell him to do the magarita in a sailor suit! Mario will ask you to give him more cookies. Take a dump in the nintendo 64 and mario will pass out. While he is passed out, shove a Kirby 64 cartrage in the N64. Kirby will come up and eat mario. Now you can play as kirby. If you beat the game as kirby, you see Mario do the magarita in a pink tutu and the game will blow up.
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