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Author Topic: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer  (Read 11659 times)

« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2013, 05:26:23 PM »
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How do you find the height of a building using a barometer?
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« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2013, 06:01:29 PM »
Throw it at the architect.

If we all stopped going here, would ther be withdrawal?
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« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2013, 07:20:06 AM »
No, since we'd stop hearing about new games and our bank accounts would stay level.

How do ARM processors compare to x86 processors?
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« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2013, 03:43:23 PM »
Arm processors process processes in arms that propel fists' progress through x86 processors when they don't properly process processes that they should. Fist probably wins.

Why doesn't the U.S. use the metric system outside of laboratories?
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« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2013, 04:02:45 PM »
Because scientists like to feel esoteric.

How do you come up with a smart question to ask?
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2013, 07:41:46 PM »
By not being stupid.

Are there really existing colors that the human eye can not comprehend?

« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2013, 03:54:27 PM »
Clear.

Who destroys the Gond?
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« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2013, 05:33:55 PM »
Alien abductions have long since separated the tribes.

How does one detect planets on the opposite sides of stars?

« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2013, 05:50:56 PM »
By going to the opposite sides of stars.

Why must bowser be misunderstood time and time again?
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« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2013, 06:31:56 PM »
Because he's too awesome to be understood.

Why is Bowser the standard comic relief now, when he used to be the King of Evil?
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« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2013, 10:14:59 PM »
Because comic relief is when you hear one too many jokes and you have to go away for a bit and Bowser is good at that because he can put you out of your misery by killing you.

Why must every thread devolve into silliness?
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« Reply #56 on: July 09, 2013, 12:18:20 PM »
If you have to ask, you're streets behind.

Is there a scientifically proven optimal way to preserve a 2-liter bottle of soda's fizz for longer than a couple of days?
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« Reply #57 on: July 09, 2013, 12:29:29 PM »
Although science has no answer, it is common knowledge that you can bury it inside a giant cube of Nokia phones from the 1990s and it will come out fine.

Isn't this the 3rd or so thread to be created with much the same premise?
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« Reply #58 on: July 09, 2013, 03:25:56 PM »
The more the merrier

How are twist ties manufactured?
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« Reply #59 on: July 09, 2013, 03:35:25 PM »
By twisting ties.

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