Ah, my life as a Choose-your-own-adventure novel.
You wake up alone, lost in a large city. It's rather dark outside. A guy you've never seen before Offeres to help you out of the city. He seems pretty trustworthy. Do you:
Trust him? Turn to page 14.
Say "Screw you!" and go it alone? turn to page 31.
Page 14
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? TRUST HUMANITY?????? MAN, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS SAYING WHAT I SHOULD DO!
Just turn to Page 31 before I hurt you.
Page 31.
The man, although a bit miffed, lets you go on your way. Man, you haven't a clue where you are. You see two paths. One left, one right. Do you:
Take the right path? Go to page 22
Take the left path? Go to page 40.
Page 22.
You take the right path. It leads you into a dark alley. Suddenly, you are attacked by a shadowy figure, who presumably only attacks you for your money. Too bad; he accidently kills you.
THE END -- YOU HAVE DIED.
Page 40.
You take the left path. It leads you eventually to a lighted maze of streets. You see a car with its keys still in the ignition and the door wide open. You have a learner's Permit, so you have an excuse if you mess up. Do you:
Pass the car and walk? Go to page 6.
Hop in and drive? Go to page 18.
Page 6
You decide to walk, seeing how your driving skills aren't up to par. Suddenly, a drunken idiot swerves off the side of the road. He nails you head on, and drives away, leaving what is left of you behind. What you don't live to see is the 5 dollars he won from his equally drunk friend for doing that as part of a bet.
THE END -- YOU HAVE DIED.
Page 18
Why not? You hop in the car. Suddenly, a drunken idiot is driving at about 3 times the legal limit (Speed and alcohol), and is heading straight for you. Do you:
Go right at him and hope you survive? Go to page 43.
Swerve away, not knowing where you'll go? GO to page 12.
Page 43
You head right for him. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Luck out. Pffffft. You're playing as ME, here. As expected, you get decapitated and mangled, while the drunk survives with only minor injuries.
THE END. YOU HAVE DIED.
Page 12
You swerve out of the way. You travel well off the road, through a corn field... and arrive... in your home town! You begin walking to your house (Drive? After that incident?) and suddenly you see a convertible with some shady figures in it. One of them shoots you for no apparent reason. Looks like you dressed a bit too much like a rival gang member today.
THE END -- YOU WIN (BUT YOU ARE STILL DEAD)
Aren't I the eternal optimist?
Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.