Snow Day! It's so great living in the Midwest!
Link: Well, Mage, anyone within a 1-mile radius of Decoy Link?
TMM: Area is cleared. Kojinka, would you like the honor?
Me: Sure thing. *Presses button*
elsewhere, in a desert.
DL: Decoy Link will self-destruct in T-minus 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Have a nice day.
Link, TMM, and I (back at the hotel): Thank you.
DL explodes
Back at the hotel,
TMM: Why did we put a self-destruct feature in Decoy Link?
Me: Why it's elementary my dear Mushroom Mage. The self-destruct feature is present in all robotics due to comical cliches.
TMM: Okay, Link. We don't want Peach seeing you, so back in the brief case.
Link: NO! Ganondorf farted in there!
TMM: Here's a gas mask! *puts mask on Link and sends in into the brief case*