Author Topic: Ways to know you're playing Gamecube too much (Read 10372 times)

Dr. Mario · « **on:** May 24, 2003, 12:11:04 PM »

The point of this topic is to list humorous ways to know you're playing Gamecube too much.

I'll start

-You have the GCN logo totooed in your forehead.

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:16:08 PM »

You start talking to the characters (while you're playing, while you're not...it doesn't matter.)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Jman · « **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:28:55 PM »

You start daydreaming, then you get up and start jumping and punching like Mario and characters in other games.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:33:37 PM »

You have a GCN in every room of your house. Even those that don't have a TV in it.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:34:25 PM »

You spend all your waking moments, when not actually PLAYING GameCube, on a Nintendo-related Message Board...oh wait...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #5 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:40:35 PM »

Your girlfriend thinks that you're cheating on her with a girl named Samus.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #6 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:45:54 PM »

You actually ARE cheating on your girlfriend with a girl named Samus.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #7 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:50:26 PM »

You never enlist the services of a plumber, unless his name is Mario.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #8 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:53:33 PM »

Or Luigi

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #9 on:** May 24, 2003, 12:55:49 PM »

The British Government asked you to help save their princess.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2003, 01:01:24 PM »

But some guy with a turban-like thing on his head said the princess was in another castle.

Luigison · « **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2003, 01:03:49 PM »

All you think about at school/work is what you are going to do in a GCN game when you get home.

You mime playing with the GCN controller when the GCN isn't even turned on or even when you are miles away from it.

You buy another GCN so that you can play in different places without having to move the console.

You buy Player's Guide for games (some for games you don't even have) so that you can read about GCN games when you can't play.

All you use your computer for is to lookup or talk about GCN info.

You take the handle of the GCN so it will more easily fit in your backpack.

You have two TVs in the room you play GCN. One for the GCN and the other for the GBA.

You buy a LCD screen and DC adapter so you can use your GCN on the road.

You see a new game online for half the price at your retail store, but buy it for full price so you can have it NOW.

You try to hook your cell phone into the GCN.

You try to figure out how Nintendo codes the GCN disc so you can copy or play them on your PC.

You sell your (insert name of item here) because you need more room for your GCN games.

You go to a movie and all you can think about is what a GCN game based on it would be like.

You hold meetings at school/work on how to convert PS2 and Xbox owner to the GCN.

You post dozens of "Ways to know you're playing Gamecube too much" in a forum.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2003, 01:04:08 PM »

You think that your water gun can talk.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #13 on:** May 24, 2003, 01:06:51 PM »

You have two GCNs and two TV's so that you can play games on one while the other is loading.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #14 on:** May 24, 2003, 01:13:05 PM »

Whenever someone dies in a movie, you scream, "GAME OVER!"

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2003, 01:16:54 PM »

Whe you come up with replies to this topic so easily.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2003, 01:19:11 PM »

When you have no other life except Nintendo.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #17 on:** May 24, 2003, 01:20:56 PM »

When you dye all of your ice cubes purple so they look like Gamecubes.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #18 on:** May 24, 2003, 04:15:24 PM »

When all your dreams somehow involve Nintendo characters.

When any of these dreams ACTUALLY comes true.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

King Boo · « **Reply #19 on:** May 24, 2003, 07:10:26 PM »

You get a sword & shield & wear Green,& you think the plants in your garden are Deku Babas so you try & kill them.And you think spiders are Gohma Larva.

The wind....
It is blowing....

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #20 on:** May 24, 2003, 08:22:01 PM »

When you can recite all of the bonuses in Melee in alphabetical order, from memory.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Luigison · « **Reply #21 on:** May 24, 2003, 10:15:43 PM »

I live in Santa Maria, Ca. But, everytime I type or write it I spell Santa Mario.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2003, 10:19:54 PM »

When you switch schools because everyone at your school hates the GameCube.

(Erm... I don't think I'll go THAT far.)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2003, 12:37:05 AM »

You wonder how you can actually meet one of these famous people in your GCN games.

You're cheating on your girlfriend with a fox named Krystal. (Couldn't resist. Heh.)

Deezer · « **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2003, 01:16:32 AM »

Luigison, I feel your pain. Half the time I want to type "more" I end up typing "mario".

Mario Master · « **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2003, 09:36:17 AM »

Sometimes when I'm listening to the TV while doing my homework and they're talking about something I sometimes start unconsiously writing down what they're saying. By the way, Luigison, do you know about a town called Lompoc somewhere in your vicinity?

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2003, 11:24:55 AM »

I always type Tomario instead of tomorrow. Its become my trade mark.
See You tomario,
Marionut#1

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Mario Master · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2003, 02:36:42 PM »

When you write a school report on it.

When you have the ability to use two controlers at once and fight yourself on SSBM.

When you develop a superhero named Marioman.

You dress up as Mario for your prom.

You grow a thick, black, curly mustache.

You get plastic surgery to make your nose as round and big as a baseball.

You had a heart attack when SSBM came out.

You want the GCN so much that you start licking the glass in front of it.

You're too busy to sleep.

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2003, 07:48:28 PM »

When your discs catch fire from being used too often.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #29 on:** May 25, 2003, 07:50:19 PM »

When you write down ALL the dialogue from both SMRPG AND Paper Mario. (heh...something *I* actually did...)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #30 on:** May 25, 2003, 09:03:07 PM »

When you have Mario's autograph.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Luigison · « **Reply #31 on:** May 25, 2003, 10:08:53 PM »

Yes, Mario Master, I just got back from Lompoc. We also went to a Danish Village and saw Ostriches on the way. I actually lived in Lompoc last year. Did you see the huge American Flag made out of flowers they planted there?

When see an Ostrich you think of SMB2.

Sapphira · « **Reply #32 on:** May 25, 2003, 10:22:37 PM »

Ooh! I saw a picture of that in an email I got! Pretty groovy. ;)

You're afraid to sleep for fear you'll enter the land of Sub-Con.

You TRY to fall asleep in HOPES to enter the land of Sub-Con.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

King Boo · « **Reply #33 on:** May 26, 2003, 01:45:57 AM »

You trey & inhale stuff like Kirby.
You try to jump like Mario.
You scream just like Link(I can do that quite well)
You pray to your Gamecube twice a day
Anyone who has played an Xbox or PS2 must wash their hands in holy water before playing your Gamecube.

The wind....
It is blowing....

Mario Master · « **Reply #34 on:** May 26, 2003, 06:19:54 AM »

Well I used to live in Lompoc too. It was the yellow house near the intersection of Calle Lindero and Calle Nueve.

You try and sue PS2 and XBOX for impersonating a game system.

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

Sapphira · « **Reply #35 on:** May 26, 2003, 03:12:29 PM »

Your "bedtime lullaby" is a song from a video game. (Hopefully you're singing/playing/humming it to someone else, and not the other way around. lol)

You programmed the clocks in your house to play the Animal Crossing town theme on the hour, every hour.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

King Boo · « **Reply #36 on:** May 27, 2003, 12:26:29 AM »

You long to live in the Animal Crossing world.
Every time you get your projects done at school,you say "Mission,Complete!!"

The wind....
It is blowing....

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #37 on:** May 27, 2003, 10:43:49 AM »

You wind up in the hospital with third degree burns after trying to throw a fireball.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #38 on:** May 27, 2003, 11:03:39 AM »

You ask your pets if you can do chores for them.

Your pets wear clothes and complain about the music.

Your pets ask you to write them a letter.

You *DO* write them a letter.

They respond. --And even give you a present.

You ask the raccoon in your yard, "What's for sale today?"

You BUY something from it.

A mole wearing overalls and holding a pickaxe constantly badgers you about the things you do that he doesn't like.

You plant bags of money in your yard to see if it'll grow into a money tree.

You rearrange the funiture in your bedroom to have good Feng Shui.

Your LUCK improves upon this.

You visit the beach every day in hopes to find a seagull named Gulliver--even if you live no where NEAR a beach.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Screech · « **Reply #39 on:** May 27, 2003, 08:59:25 PM »

You've developed a sad taste for the color purple.
You have a stack of burned cds 6 inches thick of mario music.
Your colledge thesis is about religious hints and innuendos carefully hidden in all gamecube games.
Your thesis is so convincing that your proffesor actually believes it.
You actually attempted, and succeeded, to buld your own poltergust 3000/FLUDD.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend is actually yourself using two identities on a mario message board.
You went to enough bother to create a petition for a mario theme park.
Enough people signed to have it build.
You recieve e-mails from the guys at NOA, telling you that your incredibly varied knowledge of random gamecube trivia is "Just plain creepy, man."
You read through three pages of this kind of post just to see what kind of stuff people will put on it.

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.

Sapphira · « **Reply #40 on:** May 27, 2003, 09:14:41 PM »

You write a novel-length fan fiction on a video game series. (Heheh...)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

King Boo · « **Reply #41 on:** May 27, 2003, 11:55:52 PM »

You talk like-a Mario quite-a well!

The wind....
It is blowing....

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #42 on:** May 28, 2003, 11:12:44 AM »

Nintendo asks for your advise on what games they should make.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 28, 2003, 12:36:08 PM »

Nintendo actually TAKES your advice and makes Super Mario RPG: The Final Chapter

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #44 on:** May 28, 2003, 08:17:00 PM »

And they also make Super Mario RPG: The Final Chapter, Parts 2 and 3

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 28, 2003, 08:43:29 PM »

Actually CW Thats an acctual game Im making, and there isnt part 2 or 3. How ever there is a kind of "introductory" game that Im working on...

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #46 on:** May 29, 2003, 01:30:27 PM »

Your cat's name is Luigi.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Wheel_kirby · « **Reply #47 on:** June 02, 2003, 12:04:47 AM »

When you sign your name on an essay, you write "Mario Mario"

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\\\(^^) Rollin,Rollin,Rollin,

"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"
"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"

Wheel_kirby · « **Reply #48 on:** June 02, 2003, 12:05:58 AM »

When you sign your name on an essay, you write "Mario Mario"

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\\\(^^) Rollin,Rollin,Rollin,

"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"

"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #49 on:** June 02, 2003, 01:14:02 PM »

You have a sculpture of Mario shaking hands with Link on your front lawn.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2003, 08:08:52 PM »

When the characters go on strike becase they're so overworked.

Dairy King · « **Reply #51 on:** June 27, 2003, 07:02:49 PM »

When you draw pictures like these.

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!

-Wario

Edited by - Dairy King on 6/27/2003 6:11:50 PM

Mario Master · « **Reply #52 on:** June 28, 2003, 07:58:38 AM »

When you have every freakin' nintendo system that has ever came out (including the 64DD) and all the games.

You go insane from nintendo withdrawl.

You create an accurate model of Link's items and wardrobe.

You see a little X in the dirt of your backyard.

You dig up the X with a golden shovel.

Check it out! You dug up a Mega Bowtoid!

You post a bulletin board in the middle of your town and post that you buried things in one of the F acres.

You think that shooting stars can talk so you yell "Hi, Twink!" everytime one shoots across the sky.

You dress up like a shyguy whenever you play golf/tennis.

You start jumping on your brothers head.

You start racking up points while jumping.

You gain a 1-up after stomping him 8 times.

You kick your little brother and he slides across the floor.

Your little brother rebounds off the wall and hits you in the legs, causing you to shrink.

You jump on your little brother whilst he's sliding and surf around your house.

You start eating the green mushrooms growing on the tree in your backyard.

You jump of the roof afterwards to see if your "extra lives" work.

They don't.

They DO.

You jump 10 feet to your neighbors house.

You tear up one of your mom's roses 'cause you think it's a fire flower.

It WORKS.

You tear up all of your mom's vegetables hoping to find a rocket.

You FIND ONE.

You turn your friend into a picture.

Everytime you do something wrong you tell people you we're possessed by a boo.

If I had a dime for every time someone called me forgetful, I''d... um... What were we talking about again?

Dairy King · « **Reply #53 on:** June 28, 2003, 09:00:04 PM »

You start collecting bells, in hopes that they will someday become currency.

You try to balance yourself on the top of a pole, and fall off.

You wear use a cape instead of a parchute when skydiving.

You've actually created a stack of Mario Music.(No foolin'! I really have no life!)

You try to swindle a small child into creating addictive micro games from old video games.

You actually succeed in swindling the small child, and earn MEGA money!

You go to jail because you sold the copies of the micro games.

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

nintendofreak · « **Reply #54 on:** July 11, 2003, 12:40:26 AM »

Fireballs start coming out of your hands.

Mom:Honey, what is that loud sound? Me:Uh, nothing, Mom! *goes back to smashing X-Box*

Edited by - nintendofreak on 7/27/2003 4:09:23 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #55 on:** July 11, 2003, 04:41:30 AM »

You grow a Wario moustache.

You successfully perform a corkscrew-conk.

You trow a black jewel on top of a pile of gold coins in hopes of actually living Wario World.

It Works.

When you die, you get a chance to buy a new life.

(all of the above were inspired by Wario World)

Dairy King · « **Reply #56 on:** July 11, 2003, 09:37:28 PM »

No way!

When you go to a gift shop, and you say: "hey, I can trade these worthless slips of green paper for money!"
(Oh, by the way, that last one was inspired by Animal Crossing! ^_^)

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.