I know it's kind of early in the morning for this, but happy birthday, Black Mage! Voted second-most-intelligent-poster, this guy enters his second decade this day.
And, Black Mage, you should know that I did start making a present for you. But I would not have finished it in the 5 days that I had (August 20th: Suffix checks the Birthday thread), and my plans were simply too immense to work right off the bat. Sorry you had to get the bummer part of my learning process.