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Author Topic: Why has Mario lost weight over the years?  (Read 5993 times)

« on: March 31, 2002, 09:42:07 PM »
You notice Mario lost weight? He was bloated in the beginning but now he's slim... sort of. His hat used to be tighter too. Lookie now. No more elastic.


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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2002, 10:41:01 AM »
Mabe.......He is on a strict diet of mushrooms!!!!!!HAHA

« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2002, 02:28:00 PM »
Maybe he was fat in the begginning because when he was at Brooklyn, he used to eat at Grease-O-Burger <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>. Then when he came to TMK, he went a diet of mushrooms and flowers, did daily jumping exercises, built muscles by using hammers, and the occasional brisk Yoshi Ride in the park, all to impress his new girlfriend, Princess Peach Toadstool.

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2002, 02:31:14 PM »
Chasing after Peach all of these years, no wonder he's lost some weight. Then again, he could be on a diet or following a 'weight-loss plan'.
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2002, 06:37:24 PM »
The easiest explanation is that he has been running around in so many video games, that he has lost weight by uhhhhhh running around in so many video games!

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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2002, 11:00:35 AM »
yeah, and have u noticed that he wheres green shirt now? and that his hat has "L" on it?  and he is taller too? what has changed in the plumber.

Edited by - pntzoee on 4/7/2002 11:12:33 AM
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2002, 09:34:46 PM »
Thats Luigi Dude, its marios sidekick brother

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2002, 09:34:49 PM »
Thats Luigi Dude, its marios sidekick brother

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2002, 01:04:28 AM »
*~*StarMaN*~* Since you're to dense to see the sarcasm in Pntzoee's statement,the sarcasm was smeared on like Jelly on bread.

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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2002, 04:55:35 PM »
Actually, Luigi has blue overalls.

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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2002, 12:25:49 AM »
Maybe he meant a green shirt and a green cap.

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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2002, 09:09:21 AM »
maybe
but we won't know for sure until he tells us himself

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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2002, 12:13:27 PM »
it says green shirt not green overalls!  BTW ignore the edited by pntzoee thing, liars liars! I mean, i put edited by pntzoee hehehehe?
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2002, 06:27:56 AM »
hahahaha....

was that part of your joke?
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2002, 05:50:22 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2002, 08:13:57 PM »
Have any of you herd of Mario Gulf and Tenis? This is such an easy question.

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« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2002, 08:46:27 PM »
Mario was concidered fat until !WARIO! came along. Nintendo ran out of money drawing all of Wario's fat so they just made Mario skinny.
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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2002, 05:30:18 AM »
The skinniest Mario I've seen has to be from Super Mario 64...

If Mario keeps getting skinnier through the years, then why was he fat in Paper Mario?
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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2002, 01:49:24 PM »
Mario was thin and fat at the same time there get it paper thin.Anyway the boards  really empty today has the boards popularity left?

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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2002, 11:50:50 AM »
I guess without me here everyday, people have no reason to come. **** computer programming class, giving me a C, causing my parents to not allow me on the computer. It seems my delightful way of charming the board by proving all of them wrong was the only reason they came. Oh well, 'tis life.

« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2002, 02:40:00 PM »
He prolly watches Richard Simmons videos and gets in shape but I could be wrong...

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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2002, 01:39:21 PM »
Uh...I really don't think he's gotten thinner at all. He still has a huge gut. Maybe he seems thinner because he's decided to go for the baggy look.

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