Never will I forget the golden morning of November 1st, 2003, when a man entered our midst. He has been regarded as the greatest NBA player of all time, and I'm sure he was unaware that he would soon be regarded as the greatest TMK member as well. I am, of course, speaking of
Michael Jordan. Whether he is the actual basketball star, we will never know, but we have been graced by the presence of a gentle, gentle man either way. Who could forget such favorites as:
Let's just say they're Hanes.
...or...
No, I'm Michael Jordan.
Folks, we can pretend to ignore his modesty, devilish looks, and enormous influence on our comparatively uncool lives, but he is truly too spectacular to do such a thing. Post all Michael Jordan appraisal and fan fiction here.