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General Chat / Re: Toilet paper positioning

« on: January 11, 2006, 06:21:24 PM »

Next question for the topic: How many of you have ever TP'd someone's house or car before?  No one will admit it?  You LIARS!! (I have actually never done that but probably should someday before I die)

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General Chat / Re: It's Supervolt!!!

« on: January 11, 2006, 06:18:39 PM »

http://www.supervolt.com/

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General Chat / Re: Toilet paper positioning

« on: January 11, 2006, 05:40:40 PM »

That's not funny, GG.  Not even a little.

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Latest News / Re: Tetris DS

« on: January 11, 2006, 02:46:55 PM »

Tetris + Mario + wireless multiplayer + wifi = probably can't go wrong.  Woohoo!

Maybe the Boo steals one of your opponenets' saved Tetris blocks?  I don't know what else it could be.  Maybe just a distraction thing like lots of Boos flying around the opponent's screens.

The only thing that bothers me about Tetris is the ever-increasing number of blocks given to you in the "next" queue. Original Tetris only showed one. Recent versions give you four -- some with a "hold" box for you to store that long skinny block. Now you get six?! How much easier can you make this?

I agree with that.  But if the blocks move really fast then it would help a lot to see that far ahead.  And maybe you can choose to have less previews than that on harder modes.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: January 11, 2006, 02:35:36 PM »

I hope that isn't underwear I'm looking at in the picture.  If it is, you might want to find an alternative to that if you wear the costume.

Don't forget to paint your face white too!  And then cover up your nose and hide your ears.

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Site Discussion / Re: The new sig topic

« on: January 11, 2006, 09:08:26 AM »

Sapphina? Heh, that's kind of funny.  But why did someone call Markio that?

New sig!  New sig!  Give it up for da new sig now!  This is what happens when you watch too many Strong Bad e-mails.  Oh yeah!  First I’ll give my previous sig and more sig ideas like usual.  My new sig isn’t funny but I still like it and that’s all that matters to me.

Previous signature:
If you stare at my signature for four minutes and thirty-three seconds you can hear the song 4’33” by John Cage.

Ideas:
1) Brain [Not responding]
(mentioned this one a while back somewhere but I still can relate to both jokes)
2) “Hey, I know!  Let’s all play Mario Party to open the jar of pickles!” – probably Mario’s last words
3) I think I’m going over to the gray side of the Force.
4) “Thank you for not smoking”?  Why are they thanking me for not doing something I’m about to do?
5) [?] (II) (II) (II) (II) (II) (II) (II) (II) (II) (II) [?]
(^ blocks and coins)
6) d`^*-(=0 )0 [ [ [ (/)  (this is supposed to be the original Mario from Donkey Kong, jumping over a barrel, but I don’t if people would be able to tell at first glance)

I also saw a couple amusing sigs at GameFAQs that I got a good laugh from. One was “I couldn’t decide if I should make this signature something serious or something pointless.  Guess which one I chose?”  And the other one, only three words long, simply said “*break dances uncontrollably*” Too funny. XD

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Fan Creations / Re: When Dinosaurs dream/ You choose the ending!

« on: January 10, 2006, 08:14:50 PM »

Sorry about your problems with high school.  I would like to help out but I have no ideas right now (too tired and lazy).  Maybe bumping it will get someone's attention though.  Good luck! *hand moves in slow motion towards the mouse, mouse pointer creeps down to the post button, finger strikes the mouse button and clicks! All happening in less than a second!!*

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: January 10, 2006, 01:09:03 PM »

... Wha?



Why I did that, I'll never know.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: January 10, 2006, 01:07:34 PM »

Double post?  No!  Just for doing that to myself I'm gonna have to...

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: January 10, 2006, 11:52:16 AM »

Ha, ha. If you qoute old posts you could end up qouting a signature.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: January 10, 2006, 09:08:58 AM »

Okay, stop hitting me!  I could smash you all right now with my giant feet but instead I think I'll do something even more awfuller.  Awful... er.  More awful.  Awwwwwwwww....fuuuuuuull.  Yeah.  Fire the Pointless Cannon at Luigi Simpson and the other puny little monkey-brained mockers!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

This is a topic where we either say pointless thing or put pictures of pointless stuff (example: unsharpened pencils). OK? OK.

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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...

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General Chat / Re: Winter 2005 ADVANCED POSTER Awards

« on: January 10, 2006, 08:58:18 AM »

Topic of the year
1. TMK @ E3 (Watoad)
2. Ultimate Birthday Compilation (Sapphira)
3. TIE! Draw Something Cool (Lizard Dude) and Deezer the Snowman (Lizard Dude)

Post of the Year
1. Religion, Reply #264 (Watoad) - still as good as the first time I read it
2. Which games do you hate?, reply #9 (Hirocon) - I laughed through the whole thing, but I sympathize with Hirocon and will lead the mob against this despicable glitchy game
3. Why Can't We All Be Friends?, reply #45 (Chupperson) - amen to that

Most Amiable Person
"Did not vote" I don't think that giving these two a TIE would do anything at all

Best Signature
1. He is not a fool... (Watoad)
2. Push Button... Receive Bacon! (Koopaslaya)
3. Wise men talk... (Sapphira)
4. It is an utterly unescapable miasma... (Lizard Dude)

Most Creative Poster
"Did not vote" (too close for me to make a decision)

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Forum Games / Re: Google your Username

« on: January 08, 2006, 06:25:55 PM »

Did you mean: Ischisaurus Rex?  That bugs me for some reason.

I have some TMK stuff like FF and mailbags.  For just Yoshisaurus I found a person in GameFAQs, Nintendo, and even deviantart.

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General Chat / Re: Toilet paper positioning

« on: January 08, 2006, 06:16:25 PM »

Ah ha ha!  This is hilarious.  I smell a new first vote for topic of the year, for now. *sprays some air freshener around*

I don't go front, back, or free.  I go sideways.  Actually... we don't believe in modern conveniences so we just use good old leaves from our own yard.  Feels great except for that one time with the poison ivy that still scares me today.  Okay, sorry, I'm acting really strange right now for some reason.  The truth is I always go front and can't stand any other way. (o)_____________,

Too bad we didn't have a poll when LD's "Boxers or Briefs" topic was popular.

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General Chat / Re: Winter 2005 ADVANCED POSTER Awards

« on: January 08, 2006, 05:53:06 PM »

And Mr. Blank.

I just realised something again! (how many times do I say that now?) Watoad gave his vote for most creative poster to me with no runners up!  What about Suffix, Watoad?  I think you should make him a runner up, if you agree with me and since he's currently the birthday present king.  And speaking of that political thing you mentioned... Bush. *rimshot*