Area64 reminds of a post-apocalyptic zombie outbreak survivor who has dared to venture out from one of the world's few remaining safeholds, only to discover upon returning that it has been overtaken and devastated by the undead just the same, and that its inhabitants are every bit as wary and grizzled as himself. Deep [dukar], man.
On another note, ShadowBrain, you're a trooper. You earned the oppurtunity to pay $100 for EarthBound.