A duck walks into a store and asks the manager, "Ya got any gwapes?". The manager says no. So the duck leaves and comes back the next day. He asks the manager "Ya got any gwapes?", and the manager says "No, we ain't got now gwapes, and if you come back in here again I'll staple your feet to the floor!". So the duck leaves and comes back the next day. He asks the manager "Ya got any staples?", and the manager says no. The duck then asks "Ya got any gwapes?".
I think this sounds better in person.