Serves him right--those things are retarded. ...No, actually, I think his parents are the ones that need to feel the pain, buying him rapmaster tinselteeth at a street sale (you know I think this started? Some gangsta got saddled with braces and turned it into a fashion statement. That's how the whole baggy pants thing got popular: Loose prison pants. Honest truth.)
Wait... stomach bling now...! Keep it real, kid!