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Author Topic: You Know You Love Dogs Too Much When...  (Read 5099 times)

« on: March 10, 2004, 07:16:32 AM »
...You share kibble with them.

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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2004, 07:49:09 AM »
...you give them a bath by licking them with your own tongue!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2004, 02:02:50 PM »
...You put little holes in your shirt collars so your dog doesn't feel like the only one to have to where a leash.

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2004, 02:07:09 PM »
...you actually love and care for that softball-sized tumor? on your dog's belly. (My dog actually has that; it's fat.)

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2004, 05:25:40 PM »
You know you have no life when you make rip-offs of YKYPMGTMW.

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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2004, 05:36:20 PM »
... You use it out side...
... You insist people call you "Sparky" or "Rover"


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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2004, 06:10:01 PM »
My relatives called me sparky for a while, when I was 5, I shoved a metal wire into an outlet.
Let me away from this boulder!

Forest Guy

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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2004, 06:58:25 PM »
Sorry for that remark I made but I just couldn't resist!

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2004, 06:58:09 PM »
...You bark and woof instead of speaking English and you look shocked when nobody understands you.

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2004, 11:40:25 PM »
You sniff other people & dog's [rear-ends]

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~Please do not swear, even in using symbols or astrisking vowels, etc--it's not censoring it, just trying to "get around" the censors. Thank you. You have a warning.  ~Sapph

Edited by - Sapphira on 3/26/2004 5:37:38 PM
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2004, 06:28:09 PM »
EWW!!!

...You watched "Good Boy!" and literally hugged the TV screen.

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2004, 06:37:32 PM »
... You ask why nobody comes here anymore.

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"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2004, 07:51:03 PM »
"just trying to "get around" the censors. Thank you. You have a warning. ~Sapph"



Unless he didn't say a**, the censors don't censor the word a** so it's not trying to get around the censors if Mr. Wiggles censors it himself.

Edited by - nintendofreak on 3/26/2004 5:52:03 PM
Deezer was here.

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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2004, 08:08:46 PM »
I mean that putting it in asterisks or using symbols does NOT censor it--it's basically doing the same thing as saying the actual word.
And BTW, you're pushing your luck there, nintendofreak.

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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2004, 04:59:04 PM »
... You let him/her kiss you on the lips. (I let Tidbit do that!)

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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2004, 07:03:45 PM »
...you care so much to revive a topic that lost its meaning.

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Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2004, 06:43:55 PM »
...you fart on TJOghost8 for being mean to this poor defensless topic.

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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2004, 07:24:40 PM »
....You move out of your bedroom, and into a doghouse.

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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2004, 10:54:48 PM »
...you gotta fever. And there's only one prescription for that fever. You gotta have more dogs!

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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2004, 08:39:20 AM »
...you make a sig like VthisV

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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2004, 08:48:16 AM »
You revive a topic again just to insult someone. And that sig has nothing to do with loving dogs.

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 5/31/2004 7:49:13 AM

« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2004, 10:22:18 AM »
I hate dogs, they are disgusting.

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